Split Times

This game changed my life The gameplay loop is very easy to understand but hard to master Once you understand the core mechanic you start to appriciate the overall feel and the "vibes" of the game I loved my time playing this game and i will continue to play the game into perpituity 7/5

[h3] I'm currently doing a challenge to play through a free game in every single category on steam. I then give an honest review using ChatGPT. [/h3] Game: 147 / 447 [b] Category: Conspiracy [/b] This game is barely interactive. You play as a real estate agent trying to tank the housing market and out-buy a rival company, but there’s almost nothing to actually do. It’s mostly clicking through shallow, meme-filled dialogue that tries to be funny but falls flat. There are “random events,” but that’s generous—there were maybe three in the whole game, and none of them had any real impact. The gameplay loop is dry and repetitive, and just when you think it’s over, it hits you with a final boss: a broken DDR-style rhythm mini-game that isn’t even on beat. Miss three notes and you're instantly kicked back to square one. No retry. Just game over. That ending alone kills any goodwill the game might’ve earned. It’s not clever, it’s not fun—it’s just frustrating. What could’ve been a quirky satire is instead a boring, undercooked mess with a cheap shot at the finish line. Hard to recommend this one to anyone.

Hey, YOU! Have you accidentally stumbled upon this steam page and are wondering why you should spend your time on this? Let me tell you, This game has so much heart and soul in it, it puts most games in my library to shame. The game is clearly a passion project by a few guys who wanted to make a cool game about their hometown. Is this the most polished game? No. Is the gameplay loop the second coming of Slay The Spire or XCOM? No. Is the soundtrack existent? Barely. But it has that charm that you can only find in projects of this size- the pixelated images, the wild shifts in gameplay and tone, the ideas that clearly exist because one of the devs said: "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we did X". And the others went: "Hell yea dude!". It screams experimental and fun, and if you are tired of design by committee slop the industry puts out daily, I strongly suggest you try this goofy game. In short, It's a bit like Dark Souls.

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I played for two hours, now I can't get a refund.. Oh wait it's Free! Split Times is a surprisingly well made game for a first time project by the dev. The intro cutscene sets the stage for the game and you really have to be an idiot not to figure out the essential gameplay. Which is why I flopped three times in a row. The developer has generously included a "How to play" for those developmentally un-inclined. The humor is spot on and many of the jokes are accurate to the real living experience of Split. My favorite character is the granny. Even in a game I cannot tell the baki to ♥♥♥♥ off with her annoying banter.. but I got a free house for it. I can't say the same about the broader pop culture references which to me feel out of place. But I think they would be more appreciated by those who may not get the Split relates humor. The visuals.. are truly something. The UI looks like it's comprised of MS paint speech bubbles and clipart stolen from PowerPoint. That may sound like a complaint but it's in fact not. There is a unified sort of childish crudeness to the art that really makes it work. The visuals are strongly complimented with the orchestral sound track. We have Croatias national anthem as the menu track and a midi on loop for me main game. Split Time feels like a 2006 flash game, something you'd find on 24Sata or IgreIgrice. I highly recommend this masterpiece of a retro gaming experience. It may not be the most tripple A, most polished, most intuitive game.. but Its oozing with authenticity and atmosphere that reflects real life in Split in such an accurate and comedic way. It's a passion project and Its worth experiencing at least once... ♥♥♥♥ It's free too... so like.. try it. xoxo In addition to that I am highly pleased with the Windows XP optimization. It really makes the game feel at home. Unfortunately this game is not available for PowerPCs. If you are an Intel Macintosh user, you'll have to Bootcamp it.

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