Snail Simulator

10/10 stnars!!!! downloaded this game as a joke but genuinely might have an addiction now. It’s been two days and I haven’t seen the light of day. Every time I close my eyes I can’t help but imagine I’m back on those fields snailing along. Any time I’m not playing snail simulator I have to ask myself what I’m doing with my life, or rather… what I could be doing. “I should be collecting hats and rolling around in my shell and going on adventures” I tell myself. Anytime I eat I pretend that I’m a snail munching on a hefty piece of foliage. I’ve started counting each achievement the game has to offer so I can make sure I get every single one. I’ve gone to snell and back for this game. Perhaps I’ll have no life outside of this, perhaps tomorrow I’ll awaken to have found myself to have become one with the snail. God... I hope I do.

I don't need to be on drugs to enjoy this... Yes, it plays at a snails' pace.... but it's a good crack. plenty to explore.

I love snails

Before playing Snail Simulator, I was lost. I was trapped in the corporate rat race, moving too fast, stressed out, and empty. Then I found Snearth. For 4.99, I shed my human burdens and accepted the shell. I spent three hours one night moving at 0.02 mph toward a hill with other snails. We didn't speak. We just vibed, pressed H to say HULLO, and occasionally defied physics by floating into the sky. When the monthly Snail Party hit, the absolute PEAK of gaming experiences happens..I am one with the snommunity. 10/10, would absolutely snecommend. 🐌

This is a beautiful masterpiece I am shocked I didn't find this sooner. My soul is healed and I finally feel alive. Snails Shells Hats Give me life

I like this sworld

Very cute and pretty game! Such a lovely escape from fast paced games. Peaceful, creative and any achievement grinders dream! Well done, Snev!!

snone must snail in snorder to snachieve the greatest heights imaginable. snail.

you play as a snail

Take me to Snurch. 10/10