Snail Racer Extreme

Masterpiece. From the minute you start this game up it exudes quality, professionalism, and beauty. All of the atoms in our universe have aligned themselves as such so that this game could exist in our current timeline. This game proves that there is a greater being as we are alive to witness the birth, development, and release of this powerhouse collection of assets. "You can race him in the dirt, you can race him at the beach, but he will never surrender." The wise words of Sir Winston Churchill, only 5 minutes after starting the game. The snail can go fast, the snail can go slow, but most importantly of all, the snail can move from left to right. The sheer perseverance of the pixels this snail occupies (roughly about 7) proves that anyone can do anything as long as they manifest Snail Racer Extreme. Breathtaking, 10/10