Sidewalk Simulator

Really fun game with an absolutely killer soundtrack. This is a great way to kill some time and although it can get difficult I find myself wanting to come back. 100% worth the price

At first I was just a wet boy that didn't know a sidewalk from the street. Papa taught me and I finally started to dry out and become the best boy papa knew I was meant to be. 11/10, great sound track, controls, and vibes.

Nothing in this world or the next could have prepared me for Sidewalk Simulator, it is amazing.

I did it papa. Do you love me now?

Sidewalk Simulator immediately hooked me in with the addicting mechanics it offers. I really liked how the buy system enables different playstyles depending on my mood. The art style was impressive and felt both retro and fresh at the same time. The soundtrack was even more impressive and helps to immerse you into the game world. Best sidewalk physics I've encountered in a game before. 10/10

Colorful lights and engaging bullethellish run-and-gunning, with balanced progression that keeps the game challenging while encouraging build diversity. Full of secret unlocks, fresh enemy types, great sound effects and music. I'll be playing this one again.

Man, this game. I like this game. It's weird as hell and the basis of it is fun. It's very interesting. But it's just too damn hard.

This is a great addition to an arcade library. You start each round with nothing but a trusty rock and then outfit your screen with defenses that do most of the killing for you. It also includes a local 2nd player option that is perfect for a lesser skilled partner. It's only weakness (or its primary strength depending on who you are) is its sense of humor. Don't play with kids unless you plan on explaining terrorists, the Third Reich, a flashing perv, a pimp, or a stripper.

game good, all hale dale our lord and savior

Fun little indie game, clearly made with a ton of love. Hilarious writing/game design, fun mechanics, big build variety. Certainly worth 4 dollars. Dev is also very responsive and fixed a bug i messaged him about on the game's discord.