Sex Poker

Pretty good game overall but a bit repetitive its just poker and the same sex position every time. Now when it comes to awards from the gamblling the only thing you can do is to have sex with the dealer, what i would like too see is that there where more options and it should not be that cheap too have sex with the dealer. The price of having sex with the dealer is 120$ now, i feel like 500-1000$ would be better since then you feel like you have accomplished something. Also more options would be great. Overall 7/10

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One or two hours.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Sex Poker[/b] is a lewd game of Poker with a customizable (and bangable!) lady dealer. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] If you don't know how to play Poker, [b]don't buy this game[/b] -- there is not so much as a written tutorial on how to play. While the game does help you keep winning sets of cards, without [i]some[/i] knowledge of Poker you'll likely end up spamming "Bet" and "Add Credits" to win. Provided you win, you can purchase sex scenes with the dealer (who can be customized). [table][tr][td]To read the full length "Gameplay", check this review out on Wombat Trap (dot-com).[/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story. Some guy hits the casino where the dealers double as escorts, and the bets don't exceed [i]fifteen dollars.[/i] Not only that, the escorts [i]take[/i] fifteen dollars for their services. Remember kids, if it's too good to be true, [i]it probably is.[/i] [h1]Visuals[/h1] The titlemenu features a long, fancy pan-around of a casino; considering you don't actually get to explore the casino, it's totally unnecessary. From "Settings", you may adjust audio, graphical and resolution preferences. The user-interface looks good, but it should be toggeable. Now, something needs to be said about the animation. The ladies suffer the same problems as the escorts of [b]Escort Simulator[/b]: they will bend in grossly unnatural positions, causing their appendages to warp out of control. The animation errors are so spectacularly [i]bad[/i] that I'm unsure if this game is meant to be taken serious at all. While the sexual animations are less prone to visual errors, they are monotonous and repetitive. Oh — and the JPEG view from the window was so bad it's [i]good.[/i] [b]- The Goods-[/b] You may create your choice woman, and subject her to a round of nude dancing or a string of sexual animations. She is joined by some off-putting, middle aged man that I wouldn't want in my bedroom. The dances are dreadful, but the sexual content isn't bad. However, it lacks interactivity, and there is little control over the actors or scene. The camera controls suck, and I don't think the user-interface can be hidden, which is a bummer. Expect female nudity and male-on-female sexual content. [h1]Verdict[/h1] I don't recommend this game given the price tag and visuals. While this [i]is[/i] a functional game of lewd Poker, it's not great at being lewd or a Poker game. In addition, not having some sort of tutorial is in my opinion, [i]unacceptable.[/i] While [b]Sex Poker[/b] brings a few cool ideas to the table, this is one title I would not bet on. Or at least. . . wait for some updates. [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/sex-poker/]To read the full length review, click here![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]

The poker feature is so bad. At least the dealer has a nice pair.

Не понравилось. Покер тут никакой, ради этого можете не брать :) Можно чуть настроить крупье, поменять прическу, цвет волос, штук 5-6 вариантов одежды, ну и без неё соответственно. Можно заставить девушку танцевать, есть штук 5 разных вариантов музыки. Можно отвести девушку "в номера" для плотских утех, но процесс выполнен немного кривовато, так что быстро надоедает. Ачивки не работают. Оформляю возврат. [b]TL;DR[/b]: Ни покера ни секса :)

Good game, the poker side is standard video poker... not 5 card stud, but that's fine, it's actually a very good video poker game The "sex" part is interesting, did it once, it actually made me laugh but I'll come onto that in a sec So pros:- Decent little poker game Good graphics and customisation Cons:- (and keep in mind this is Early Access) It's far too easy to "bed" the women. This might seem like a pro, but there's not really anything to work for. You can start with $100, you need $120 to bed one... yeah. Win one hand, you've done it. I think it should be set to at least $500 to at least make it a bit of a challenge. Lap dancing costs $80 so you can actually do that without the need to play poker at all The things that you say don't correspond to what actually happens. "Hey, turn over so I can take you up the ass" could just as easily result in in pretty much any imaginable position... there's more luck to that than the poker! The achievements don't fire. There are only 4, 2 can technically be done with your first hand, none have worked. I expect this'll be fixed in due course. BIGGEST con is the price. I picked this up on sale, but it's really not worth anywhere near the asking price. It's at best a $7 game. Fun for an hour, but gets very repetetive very quickly. Would I recommend it? Sure. On sale.

Customize your hoast to your liking, then play poker. How good are you at poker? If you win, you can pay for a sexy dance - or better yet, some 'private time' with your hostess. I can't win though... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uayahfgk4p8

The tits are poggers! When she referred to me as her little pogchamp I thought it was absolutely cringe, but the fact that there was a tenacious D reference was totally epic. If you haven't played this game yet, you are living a completely delusional lifestyle and you must be sad! SAD! I will now continue to play this until the end of time, or when I have to go back to work. Vote Biden 2020! Oh and also the spades are black hearts and that actually upset me fix that ♥♥♥♥ in your scam game

I had this game for nine minutes and it didn't work, the dealer dealt air no cards and I was very disappointed . I do NOT recommend this game!!!!!!!!

It's not real poker so it's already bad. Lot's of customisation with the dealer and that' just about the only positive. Sometimes you can't even see your cards, Hopefully it will be better when it leaves early access but I can't recommend it right now

Could be so much better with just a little adjustment. Its nice you can customize the dealer but more options would be great. Eye color, hair style, outfits need more. How about changing lip color on the faces or eye shadow. The actual card game plays true and extremely well, thats a plus, but the location of the cards on the screen covers up your wonderful custom dealer. Could also benefit if a different game such as black jack could be dealt as well. The lap dances are a ridiculous joke, and camera control in the sex room is very difficult to control. Why not just make it a standard point of view other than the third party voyuer, you are the one paying for it right? Anyway I'd say worth the price because you can easily drop the money on real video poker.