Seed Of The Arcane , Episode 1

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🐾🐾🐾 Greetings, fellow adventurers, I am Kiba Snowpaw, the seasoned gamer ice wolf from an icy planet, swirling with blizzards and gleaming white landscapes, reminiscent of the very game I'm about to review. I've delved into countless digital realms, supported numerous indie developers, from the underdog teams on Kickstarter to those struggling creators on Patreon. My passion for gaming, anime, and manga knows no bounds, stretching as far back as the 80's, as deep as the frost in my fur. Now, let's bare our fangs and dive headfirst into the "game-changing" update of the much-maligned, "Seed of the Arcane". 🌨❄️🌨 To put it succinctly, playing this game is like being trapped in a never-ending snowstorm; frigid, confusing, and full of the despair of the lost. If Dante Alighieri were alive today, he would surely find another circle of hell within the code of this game. This "0.5 Game Changing Update" has somehow managed to hit new lows, turning this winter wonderland into a Siberian hellscape. #FrostBiteBitesBack 😭😭😭 🕹🤷‍♂️🕹 Let's talk about the gameplay first, or rather, the lack thereof. It feels as though I'm maneuvering an aged sled dog on a frozen lake; the controls are less responsive than a hibernating bear. Even the basic functionalities, like picking up items or interacting with NPCs, are a herculean task. It's as if the NPCs have been struck with frostbite, as rigid and unresponsive as they are. 🎙💔🎙 The voice acting is akin to a pack of yowling cats trying to imitate Shakespearean soliloquies in the depths of winter. The same voices echo through every character, devoid of emotion or depth. It's as if the game has been trapped in a perpetual winter, and the cold has seeped into the very soul of the characters. The monotone delivery would make even the most patient wolf howl in agony. #VoiceActingWoes 😞😞😞 🎨👎🎨 The graphics? Oh, let's not even get started on the graphics. It's as though they've taken a beautiful Arctic landscape and transformed it into a pixelated mess. And the tutorial! It's as informative as an icicle in a snowstorm. I would rather have a snowball fight with a yeti than endure the agony of this "tutorial" again. 👾🤦‍♂️👾 As for the bugs, they are as numerous as snowflakes in a blizzard, each one unique in its capacity to frustrate and disappoint. I half expected a "glitch gremlin" to pop up as the game's final boss! #GameOverBeforeItBegins 🙈🙈🙈 🗺🚫🗺 The so-called "open world" is about as open as a cage in a zoo. Invisible walls block your path at every turn. I've seen more freedom in a game of checkers. Even the quest design feels as if it was done by a team of arctic hares on a caffeine high, leaving you with a sense of aimlessness that rivals wandering the Arctic tundra without a map. #LostInTheCode 🙄🙄🙄 🥶👿🥶 Now, the devs have claimed that this is "early access", but I must vehemently disagree. To compare this game to other early access titles is an insult to the developers who are genuinely trying to improve their games. This feels like they have tossed a snowball into the winds of the Arctic, hoping it would magically turn into a fully-fledged game. 💔💔💔 As a passionate gamer and supporter of indie games, it genuinely pains me to write such a negative review. But, as a part of the gaming community, I feel it is my duty to warn others about this frostbitten mess of a game. I've played plenty of "bad" games that were still entertaining in their own way, but sadly, "Seed of the Arcane" is not one of them. 👎👎👎 In conclusion, I cannot in good conscience recommend this game to anyone, not even as a gag gift for your worst enemy. "Seed of the Arcane," you've managed to be a "game changer," just not in the way you had hoped. I sincerely hope the developers take this feedback to heart and work on improving their game. As a wise old wolf once told me, "In every defeat, there is a lesson to be learned." Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my den and recuperate from this ordeal. This has been Kiba Snowpaw, the furry gamer from the ice world, signing off. #FurryGamerOut 🐾🐾🐾

똥겜 그자체

Abandoned and underdeveloped game full of bugs and glitches. Don't buy even if its almost free!

This game doesn't have the proper execution to call it a game. More of an incomplete bug.

На русском: Ужасное детище. Плохая графика это одно но графика с ужасной гаммой, освещением которое бьет по глазам это ещё хуже... Далеко пройти не получится так как постоянно вылезают различного рода баги и косяки. Положительного тут я ничего не нашел как и надежду на исправления всего этого кошмара так как игра мертва. Ещё больше обзоров тут https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44253139-AndreasCheck/ ------- Українською: Жахливе створіння. Погана графіка це одне але графіка з жахливою гамою, освітленням яке б'є по очах це ще гірше. Далеко пройти не вийде оскільки постійно вилазять різного роду баги та косяки. Позитивного тут я нічого не знайшов як і надію на виправлення всього цього кошмару, оскільки гра мертва. Ще більше обзорів тут https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44253139-AndreasCheck/

~~ RELEASE DATE: 11 May, 2017 ~~ It could be a good game, if it was released like 15-16 years ago. If you like Old School type RPG's you may give it a try, AT A DISCOUNT period. I will change this review to positive when i actually have more time to play it, but for 20 minutes 5 crashes and with a buggy tutorial & gameplay, i just cant leave a positive review.