Secret of the Magic Crystals

I bought this game because I thought it would be a fun little horse game but turns out it's rubbish and has nothing in it. When you first join the game, it gives you one instruction, join the barn, but once you join the barn and name your horse it gives you NOTHING, there's no tutorial teaching you anything, there's nothing telling you about the currencies, it doesn't tell you where to go next or even show you a little bit of the ropes. I thought for $5 how bad could it be? It's awful. Do not waste your time or money here. There are better animal/horse games out there.

🐴 Secret of the Magic Crystals — A Tragic Tale of Horse Filth Hours Played: 1 Review: ❌ Not Recommended Rating: One Broken Horsehair Brush out of Five Hand-Forged Golden Horseshoes What is there to say about Secret of the Magic Crystals? It’s a game that preys on the hopes and adoration of the horse community—those wide-eyed souls who just wanted to love their digital stallions. When I was gifted Secret of the Magic Crystals, I approached it with an open mind and an open heart. And I regret not maintaining my deep-rooted cynicism toward both low-price Steam games and games in general. Some people complain about $80 triple-A titles that fail to deliver. But I argue the real crime is developers who take the spirit of a $5 deal and ♥♥♥♥ you so hard in the ass that you have no idea what you just spent the past hour looking at. Don’t get me wrong — I love a good horse girl. I was close friends with one growing up. The local horse girl on my bus actually stole several of her father’s Playboys for me. She was dirty — not depraved, just physically dirty — covered in a deep soot. Years later, I found out on Facebook she’d become a popular stripper in upper-state Wisconsin. Would I ever have asked that girl to play this horse game, knowing what I know now? Absolutely not. As someone who’s injured his own legs and ankles more times than I can count, I thought I could relate to a game like this. I thought maybe, just maybe, there was a kinship between me and these magical horses. But boy, was I wrong. There’s not a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to do in this game besides pretend to brush your golden horse’s hair and wait for anything enjoyable to happen off-screen. You click on menus, your horse leaves, and comes back with… maybe money? Maybe not. That’s the whole game. Every cosmetic item is locked behind a paywall. Horse racing? Locked behind a paywall. Fun? Locked behind a paywall. This isn’t a game. It’s a broken saddle strapped to the bare, sweating back of the Steam community. It’s trash. It’s horse filth. It’s awful.

When Red Dead didn't got me I knew Secret of the Magic Crystal got me can I get an amen

I was ready to give this a positive rating despite all my issues with it, but the fact I need to buy an extension on a 10+ year old game, which DEFINITELY doesn't have a large enough consistent player base to get the achievements, is very off-putting.

I played it when I was very depressed and it helped me feel better.

Жена сказала, что если на этом обзоре наберётся 10 лайков и 5 наград, то она подарит ящик пива. Мужики, выручайте!

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This game is garbage, I cannot forgive whoever made it. The gameplay is boring and cruel. You need to train 40 level 2s to train 20 level 3s to train 10 level 4s to finally train 5 level 5s and thats not mentioning the level 1s you need at first. Also, one of my level 5s was bugged and couldn't be sent to get a magic crystal despite being a completely unique horse and having higher stats than my other level 5s, so that was a level 5 horse that was a complete waste of my time. I would condemn who ever made this game to hell, but he probably enjoys playing this game so it wouldn't affect him anyway.