
All the planets in the system have suddenly decided that the galaxy isn’t big enough for all of them! You’re not sure who launched the first missile and it doesn’t really matter! You’ve got nothing to do with it… you are just… the satellite repairman!
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Languages: English, Portuguese - Brazil, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian
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Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Satellite Repairman is perfect for farming trading cards! The gameplay might not be the most exciting, but if you’re looking to stack up on Steam cards, it does the job well. Just launch it, click around a bit, and watch your inventory grow. A handy game for collectors!
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☑ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
игра в целом не плохая. но на любителя, но негативный отзыв за то что разраб не смог сделать отключение звука у игры! настройка есть, но она не работает
Decent for its low price, but don’t expect a polished gem. The core loop of repairing satellites and managing defenses is solid, but clunky controls, steep difficulty, and simplistic 2D graphics hold it back.
steam slop
Игра совсем не понравилась. Скучная, визуально непривлекательная.
круттьь
Remembers me of these old website games, its cute, nothing special but worth a try. Warning : The game gets pretty hard later on.
I do like the idea for this game, but it is too difficult, and there are no difficulty controls. I spend way too much time waiting for the appropriate speed and position.
стройка на уровне
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