Sad Virus Cave

This time sad virus found himself stuck in a cave with 10 beer bottles. Again, same as usual, collect all the bottles and win in life. The game takes 10-15 minutes to 100%

[h3]Грустный вирус отправился в пещерку[/h3] Чтобы посидеть там на бутылках. Их 10 штук, нужно посидеть на каждой. Некоторые местами не очевидны, например после 7 бутылки развилка, надо в сторону водопада идти и вверх на кристаллы прыгать. Когда будешь идти по длинной дороге с вагонеткой внизу тоже 2 бутылки. Придется повозиться, но оно того стоит. [h3][b][url=store.steampowered.com/curator/31925504] Игровая аналитика от mkabatsky [/url][/b][/h3]

i adore it, because it's an explorable adventure genre. adorable and relaxing.

Sad Virus Cave is a third person exploration and puzzle platformer type game. Players explore the game map and try to get the 10 beer bottles that are placed around the game world. The game world is rather extensive but checkpoints help players find their way. The trampolines are available to get up to higher levels. I played this on my Dell 3480 with Arc Xe graphics and RTX A500 discrete graphics. Game is very playable.

[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b] Sad Virus Cave is an asset flip, what Valve calls a "fake game". The "developer", Tero Lunkka/Valkeala Software, took the [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/fa9ea4d7-ab8c-498b-aab5-42af7c7cb8f2]Stylized Modular Crystal Mine[/url] game assets from the real developers, Scale X, changed the name, and dumped the result onto Steam. They're attempting to scam people into buying this, so they can get your money for someone else's work. The prime example of the stolen and plagiarized assets from Tero here is the [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/4168c166-0c83-4941-bdbe-3cc3d1df2c55]Sucker Virus[/url] which was really created by PolyNext. But Tero wants YOUR money for PolyNext's virus asset. Tero Lunkka/Valkeala Software has shown a repeat pattern of unethically dumping other people's work onto Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. Here's some examples so you can see for yourself: [list] [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3046850]Candy Golf[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/mini-golf-template]Mini Golf Template[/url] developed by GoFlood [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3922060]Sad Virus Land[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/40dfca50-70f1-42f6-91dd-1abe39672f80]Stylized Windmill Valley[/url] developed by StylArts [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/4299850]Lawnmower Game 2026[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/fd558d8c-bd7e-461f-8449-a7cc9c277078?lang=fr]Assetsville Town[/url] developed by Assetsville [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/581200]Nash Racing[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/advanced-tuning-cars]Advanced Tuning Cars[/url] developed by James Novih [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/2617210]Lost Princess: Winterland[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/polygon-vikings-pack]Polygon Vikings Pack[/url] developed by Synty Games [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/768060]The Warrior Of Treasures[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/dynamic-combat-system]Dynamic Combat System[/url] developed by Grzegorz Szewczyk [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3029190]Prison Puzzle[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/01c4e45e-93dd-4326-9811-9545b8a0bb70]Ultimate FPS Puzzle Kit[/url] developed by FirstContent [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/2975920]Candy Puzzle[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/platformer-3-chocolate]Platformer 3 - Chocolate[/url] developed by ithappy [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/989340]Aliens Dont Exist[/url]" = [url=https://craftpix.net/freebies/2d-game-alien-character-free-sprite/]Alien Character - Free Sprite[/url] developed by Craftpix [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1639090]Survival Isolation[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/bc8e1ee8-5b82-40df-ad2c-226524ca6253]Easy Survival RPG[/url] developed by Easy Systems [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1643280]Fancy the Frog[/url]" = [url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/2d/characters/pixel-adventure-1-155360]Pixel Adventure 1[/url] developed by Pixel Frog [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/2109550]Office Racer[/url]" = [url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/3d/props/interior/polygon-office-low-poly-3d-art-by-synty-159492]Polygon Office[/url] developed by Synty Studios [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/2985190]Candy Renovation[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/renovation-simulator]Renovation Simulator[/url] developed by Manudog [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1776540]Lawnmower Game: Pinball[/url]" = [url=https://github.com/freezy/pinball-construction-kit]Pinball Construction Kit[/url] developed by Epic Games [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3397580]Trump Cake Mania[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/d38cfdd2-8dcf-4dd8-b9d4-83663129bb02]POLYGON - City Pack[/url] developed by Synty Studios [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3010760]Cadoom[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/9eec7a8a-b17c-4b89-a0d9-369a6ed5ac8c]Tokyo Stylized Environment[/url] developed by Shua [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/723830]Cyborg Invasion Shooter[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/third-person-shooter-kit]Third Person Shooter Kit[/url] developed by Epic Games [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/713580]Nash Racing 2[/url]" = [url=https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/advanced-tuning-cars]Advanced Tuning Cars[/url] developed by James Novih [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3966080]Sad Virus Town[/url]" = [url=https://www.fab.com/listings/d38cfdd2-8dcf-4dd8-b9d4-83663129bb02]POLYGON - City Pack[/url] developed by Synty Studios [/list] The products that result from asset flips aren't "real" games. They lack depth and content, because they're just simplistic copies of demos or tutorials. In this case, "Stylized Modular Crystal Mine" is just a simple Unreal Engine asset pack from FAB with a crystal mine environment , and doesn't have any merit as a proper, fully fledged PC game. It's just a minimum viable product, just enough to get through the non-existent quality control on Steam Direct. Not a real game. Asset flips don't involve any professional game development. Sure, sometimes they may change a few cosmetic things, swap out different assets etc, but at heart it's functionally identical to the asset they're ripping off. Asset flips like this are harmful to the gaming industry and to Steam because they reduce the visibility that sincerely made indie games should have, and make it harder for gamers to find real games from genuine developers. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the game all-time peak player count was only ONE player. That's right, only one person ever played this at a time. When I played this for the purposes of reviewing it, I equalled the peak player count for the game. OUCH. The only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 130 million gamers on Steam and well over 140,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. Ethics aside, there's enough defects and quality problems with this game that it's not worth recommending to gamers, but the unethical nature of the developer/their associates makes it completely impossible. Because this is just a fake game/cash grab scam, and due to the sheer unethical nature of the developer, you should avoid this completely. Don't reward this morally bankrupt, unethical behaviour from Kendall Studios/Valkeala Software. Remember what I often say... if you don't agree with what I've said about this game, by all means buy it and play it. My review is just here to inform your buying decision, and if you think I was wrong and you bought the game, then I've done what I really wanted to do... inform your buying decision. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

[h2] 🚮 Asset Flip [/h2] [quote] [h3] ❗ALERTA: [url=https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovelware]SHOVELWARE[/url][/h3] 🗑️ Shovelware são Jogos feitos rapidamente e sem cuidado, juntando assets/imagens com cola (e as vezes IA), sem testes e sem paixão, com o objetivo de inflar bundles e enganar jogadores. [/quote] O de sempre de [b]Valkeala Software[/b]. [list] [*] 💩 jogos de baixíssima qualidade, [*] 🕓 5-15 minutos de 'conteúdo'. [*] ⿻ lançar o mesmo jogo dezenas de vezes, mudando apenas alguns JPGs/assets. Só em Março foram 7 jogos lançados. [*] 🥷 roubar jogos-tutoriais e assets da Unity (Asset flip). [*] 🏆 Encher de conquistas para atrair os 'achievement hunters', que às vezes compram jogo lixo para aumentar estatística. Não se anime com o número ou facilidade das conquistas que o jogo desbloqueia. [b]Conquistas de shovelware não contam no seu perfil.[/b] [/list] Tão ruim, mas tão ruim, que removi o jogo permanentemente da minha biblioteca.

Sad Virus Cave, developed by Kendall Studios and Valkeala Software and published by Valkeala Software, is one of those indie releases that feels intentionally stripped down to its most basic components, presenting a quirky concept wrapped in a very modest gameplay loop. The game places you in control of a strangely expressive “virus” character wandering through a confined cave system, with the primary objective revolving around collecting scattered items—most notably beer bottles—while avoiding environmental hazards. The premise leans into absurdity, and while it may initially spark curiosity, it quickly becomes clear that the experience is designed to be simple rather than expansive. The gameplay is centered on movement and navigation, with light platforming elements that require careful timing more than technical mastery. Players jump across uneven terrain, bounce off trampolines, and maneuver around spikes, all within a relatively small and contained environment. The controls are straightforward and generally responsive, but there is little evolution in mechanics as the game progresses. What you learn in the first few minutes essentially defines the entire experience, which can make the game feel repetitive fairly quickly. There’s no progression system, no new abilities to unlock, and no meaningful variation in challenges, which limits long-term engagement. Visually, the game adopts a simple and somewhat rough aesthetic that reflects its low-budget origins. The cave environment is functional but lacks diversity, with repeated textures and minimal environmental storytelling. Lighting and color are used sparingly, giving the world a slightly flat appearance despite attempts at atmosphere. The virus character itself stands out more due to its unusual design, carrying a faint sense of personality through its look, but this alone isn’t enough to elevate the presentation. Audio design is similarly minimal, offering little in the way of memorable music or soundscapes to enhance immersion. One of the more noticeable shortcomings is the lack of narrative or emotional context. Despite the title suggesting something more introspective or symbolic, the game does not meaningfully explore its themes. There is no story progression, no dialogue, and no deeper layer beneath the surface mechanics. As a result, the experience can feel hollow, as players are given objectives without any compelling reason to care about them beyond completion itself. This makes the game feel closer to a prototype or experimental project rather than a fully realized release. Still, there is a certain kind of player who might find enjoyment in what Sad Virus Cave offers. Those who appreciate extremely short, uncomplicated games or who enjoy exploring lesser-known indie titles might find it mildly entertaining as a brief diversion. Its simplicity can be appealing in a very limited context, especially for players who want something that requires minimal commitment or cognitive load. However, for anyone looking for depth, variety, or a sense of progression, the game is unlikely to satisfy. In the end, Sad Virus Cave delivers a narrowly focused experience that remains consistent with its modest ambitions but struggles to leave a lasting impression. It’s a curious, low-effort title that may hold momentary interest but ultimately lacks the substance needed to stand out or remain memorable. Rating: 5/10

Nice 3D-Platformer. Achievements, 100% / ~30min.

Sad Virus Cave - to platformowa gierka 3d w której jako smutny wirus w jaskini szukamy butelek piwa. Musimy uważać na kolce oraz używać trampolin do zdobycia niektórych butelek. Da się zdobyć wszystkie osiągnięcia. ✅ Mi się podobała, polecam 👍😎

funny death physics