Putt-Putt® Enters the Race

Putt-Putt decided not to enter the race. But, "she??" went on to form the greatest drug cartel to ever exist.

a gripping drama, following a misunderstood small-town biy, whose kindness leads all the village elders to take advantage of him, especially his groomer, the putt-putt-o-phile Red-Line Rick (who invented the segragationist housing policy known as red-lining, but thats another story, further delved in upon in the prequel Red-line Redemption). R-L-R encourages the young homeless Putt-Putt (real name Vladimir Putin) to partake in a dangerous drug known as hi-occtane fuel. Despite the sorrowful barks of his only true friend Pat the dog, Putin keeps going back for one more hit, hoping each glug will be the one to take him away from this diguisting town, where each happy smile hides alterior motives, mainly involving the fetching and delivering of common household tools. Why is Putt-Puutt singlehandidly responsible for all productivity in this town? Each night, the your purple convertible stands in front of the one-way tunnel, and hopes that one merciful hit will take him out. Each time, he is confronted by his own cowardly yet beautiful attachement to his one life on this dying planet we call car-earth. Because after all, whats more human than being a car, dreaming of that one big race, and the merciful quiet that awaits the finish line? 3/5 stars, the farming puzzle is much too hard.