PogoStickMiooooooon

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Kon Ban Mioonnnnnnnnnnn /10 would love our Mio Mama again

Big God Mion is eternal. 10/10 -YAGOO

[h1]Before I played Pogo Stick Miooooooon, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

PogoStickMiooooooon is an unabashed, copyright infringing ripoff of Hololive (Copyright Cover Corporation, 2016), featuring characters and character design stolen from Cover Corporation and used without any apparent permission. Many lazy "amateur" developers don't pay attention to their obligations under copyright law, and often steal the ideas of actual, real game developers without credit, such as the "developer" here has done. What do you do in the game? You bounce and move left and right to reach higher platforms, trying to get a high score; there's no explicit goal other than exceeding previous heights. It's garbage. Weird how some people go through all the effort of stealing someone else's intellectual property and just come up with garbage even after that. While I couldn't find this on the mobile app stores, everything about it looks and feels like it's a mobile app designed for mobile phones... for PC gaming enthusiasts, it's not going to give you a cutting edge PC gaming experience. That alone is enough to disqualify this from any recommendation. We don't spend thousands building gaming rigs so that we can pretend they're iPhones and play iPhone games and mobile apps. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. On pricing, this is "free" enough, at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. Despite having no up-front cost, this failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 8 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Nope. This isn't worth downloading. While this didn't cost me any money up front, I still feel ripped off.

Mommy? Sorry?

MIIIOOOON <3 Mama-Mio's got a pogo-stick,and somewhere to go! The goal is to climb as high as you can, by bouncing off of plump little bird-thingies [that look like Mio's fellow Hololive-Gamers members]. Some of these "platforms" move around,but most just sit there being adorbs. If you can't land on a platform to bounce off,you fall,and it's game over. That's the entire game. I'm not complaining tho. There's only 3 music tracks,one each for the start/game/gameover,but they're quite pleasant. As I'm writing this, I've only been able to score a little over 8k,but despite my MANY falls,I haven't been frustrated at all,it's too kawaii to get mad at. Even though this is basically just a minigame,I love it. It's very cute and chill...as a fan,I was happily surprised to find this on steam. Even if you aren't a Hololive/Mio fan,if you like fun fluff,you'll probably like this.