Piloteer

Перед вами то, что вы видите. Без возможности что-либо изменить. Вы либо играете, либо нет. Почему я не рекомендую эту игру? Потому что рекомендовать мне её незачем. Что происходит в этой игре? Ваш персонаж летит вперёд. Зачем он это делает? Спрашивайте у него. Думаю, в промежутках между смертями он вам это поведает, если вы ему понравитесь. А вы ему не понравитесь, потому что это из-за вас ему приходится лететь вперёд. Круг замкнулся... кстати, почему люди так говорят? Как круг может быть незамкнутым, если это круг? Думаю, спросить нужно у людей. В перерыве между их смертями. И, наверное, они мне ответят, если я им понравлюсь, но я им не понравлюсь. Но причина уже в другом и теперь это уже не круг. У меня получился обруч, а у вас?

AVGN would say this game sucks ass. Now to the review. Flying: - about flying physics there i'll say nothing negative. It looks like it works just as planned. - You need to get used to controls (btw. you can invert the input which makes the game much easier) and you master them pretty quick. Landing: - this is where the problems got started. Sometimes you land perfectly and fall down. Sometimes you don't land at all and it counts. - Impulse while landing is just horrible. It's 50/50 you can guess it, often it just makes no sense at all. Objects: - some objects in this game also need a rework. You can get stuck in a tree. You can get stuck on the fountain. You can even get stuck on a bench without dying. - You can land near the chair and it will count. Sometimes it counts too late, so like if you land and start instantly flying it doesn't count the landing and as i said, sometimes you don't even land on an object and it counts as a landing. Conclusion: It's fun for a casual game untill you get to platinum. First level is already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Missions like "land on every object in 26 seconds" are 90% of the time not possible just because of the bugs i described above. It was disappointing for me, since i wanted to 100% the game, which is not possible without spending hours into platinum mod and it just gets annoying really quick. ~6/10

ジェットパックを背負った少女を操作して「○○へ着地しろ」等の 様々なミッションをこなしていく高難易度物理死にゲー｡ 昔のアメコミ・映画であるロケッティアが元ネタかと思われる｡ ゲームの上では､ジェットパックの素晴らしさを世に知らしめて いくのが目標になるが､プレイヤー的には実績解除が目標となる｡ 敵などはおらず､フィールド上に次々と表示されるミッションを 攻略していき､その度に名声が上がっていく形式｡ 操作に使うのは基本的に左右キーでのロケット噴射だけだが､ 最初のうちは難しすぎて真っ直ぐ飛ぶことすらままならない｡ 仮にグロ描写が実装されていたなら､全身複雑骨折やら 大量出血やら内臓破裂やらでぐちゃぐちゃになってそうだが､ グロ無しの本作では､どれだけ盛大に事故っても 体がグニャって動けなくなって淡々とリトライを促されるだけで､ その様子がシュールすぎて笑いを誘う｡超速リトライも好印象｡ 全60面×2｡ノーマルモード全クリ後にハードモードが現れるが これがまた本当にもう超鬼畜難易度で頭がおかしくなって死ぬ｡ トレカ・実績対応､実績の解除条件説明部分のみ日本語対応｡ 価格は妥当｡全実績解除まで8～10時間｡ 激ムズながらもなんだかんだでやり尽くしてしまった良マゾゲー｡ ノーマルモードまでなら一般的マゾゲーマーに広くおすすめ｡ ハードモードからは真性のドMにだけおすすめ｡

Piloteer is a nice and fun little game! It's quite hard to master but the process can be fun instead of rage-inducing. The great and soothing soundtrack helps. The art in it is gorgeous as well! Also the ragdoll is hilarious. I can't help but play around with it and find one thousand different ways to kill a girl in a jetpack. It's a nice game to play casually for only a couple minutes or even to go hardcore and play a few hours in a row, if you're up to the challenge. There are a couple of bugs that still need to be addressed, as it can unexpectedly freeze once or twice. But nothing that hinders the fun gameplay. Fully recommended - at 2.99, it's definitely worth its price.

Suck city. Game appeared to have promise, but glitches with missions just ruined the whole experience. I feel sad everytime I see the game in my inventory. Should have returned it sooner. Damn optimism in me.

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Jogo viciante, desafiador e por vezes irritante. Não vou me aprofundar em detalhes, apenas compre e jogue!

Since I was a boy I've dreamt of having a jetpack. I imagine I'd die as quicky as I do in this game if I ever had one. It's a bit like QWOP where it's meant to be hard to control but you are really only balancing between two inputs. Not a ton of depth but a cute little distraction and certainly worth the modest price. Lots of physics / momentum shenanigans.

Simple and fun. Using the left and right arrow keys you try to demonstrate to the media how easy flying a jetpack is by completing progressively more challenging tricks and courses, and likely crash hilariously 50 times before successfully landing once.

Tough, fair, hilarious.