PASHTET

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This game is about a hamster trying to make a million dollars by collecting chests, and honestly, it doesn’t make much sense, just like the rest of the game. You control the hamster using either the arrow keys or A/D to move across conveyor belts to grab chests, but the game doesn’t explain how much each chest is worth or why it’s valued that much. Occasionally, tickets fall onto the map, and you have to click them for money. Most of the money you earn comes from these tickets. I reached a million, but it took nearly an hour, and I was lucky not to hit any bombs. If you get to 900k (which takes about 40 minutes) and hit a bomb, you’ll have to restart from the beginning, which is frustrating. If you decide to get this game for some reason, you can pause it by pressing the ESC key.

Уныло, скучно, получение ачивок за полчаса, но почему то играя в это ты обретаешь какое то спокойствие. Возможно это из-за отсутствия врагов (не считая редких бомб на ленте). Если не знаете как убить 30-35 минут своей жизни то милости прошу сыграть в симулятор хомяка, который зарабатывает деньги для эксплуататора в рыжей футболке

Игрушка нормальная, но Стим нереально долго собирает информацию по игре.

PASHTET is yet another construction kit template copy+paste from serial shovelware pushers, Snkl Studio. These guys do nothing but copy premade game templates and game tutorials, fill out a few things/stamp out basic levels using the construction kit templates, slap on an asset flipped set of sprites/assets, and dump them on Steam and into cheap nasty shovelware game bundles as cash grabs. Trying to get paid for someone else's game templates, assets... at best, this is shovelware, at worst, it's a scam/cash grab. This time it's a once off effort (perhaps they even genuinely tried to make a game?), a very primitive three lane action/reflexes game where you tap left and right to make a sniffer dog switch lanes to catch the good packages and avoid the bad ones... seriously, Space Invaders has more going on than this shovelware does. It's on par with early 1990's Flash games for pre-smartphone cell phones. It has no value as a real game. Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic "retro" looking 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 6 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 110,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 110,000+ games on Steam? PASHTET is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 14,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]