
Greetings, fellow human! Think you're a one-pod wonder? Break through 33 chaotic levels, take down 3 bosses, and bend the galaxy to your will. Play solo or with a friend. Just remember: ignore the glitch crystals!
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You, an average human, crash-landed in an alien jungle. But you made it out alive, thanks to your trusty escape pod.
Together, you'll travel through the jungle in search of a city where you can (hopefully) launch back into space. Many trials and tribulations await! You'll face 33 unique levels and battle two guards before you're tested by our glorious empress DOHRA herself!
This game plays like a brick breaker, but with your home galaxy at stake!
To smaller brained humans, tilting the galaxy may seem impossible. But in Paddlenoid, curving spacetime is trivial. We bind this function to your controller, mouse, or keyboard, whatever your preference.
Curving spacetime alters the future of your pod, which can be understood as simply another way to guide it.
Single-player or two-player local (couch) coop. Control spacetime together, what could go wrong?
Tilt your galaxy to guide your escape pod. A brick breaker with straight lines? What is this, the 80s?
Play with 3, 5, or 7 pods in reserve... or in alternate realities... same difference.
3 different episodes with a total of 33 levels and 3 boss fights. Test yourself against our empress DOHRA!
An engaging story with multiple endings. In at least one of these endings, your species survives!
You are definitely not helping the alien fleet take control of your galaxy. Just felt that should be clarified.
Paddlenoid was made by a typical human enterprise in a mid-sized concrete colony, working tirelessly to present you with amusing pocket realities. We're motivated solely by your enjoyment and the irresistible pull of Earth's currency. This game was manufactured in just 274 Earth orbits around its star.
No humans were seriously harmed during the making of Paddlenoid. There's no reason to look into it further. Just use your brain to create entropy and endorphins.
... And don't forget to ignore the glitch crystals!
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English
Reviews
Played the beta and demo and now the full game. The graphics, sound and music is a really well matched together! I love the gameplay and each world brings something unique! I only wish there was a bit more music during play!
This is a very challenging experience and takes some getting used to. Essentially, your paddles can only do so much. You MUST tilt the world to get the ball to roll where you want it to. Paddlenoid reminds me a bit of those old "get the ball in the hole" dexterity games, but with much better art and a more vibrant world. It could do with some more music though, some themes to match the various, colorful worlds on display. It's a bit on the frustrating side, but for under $10, with multiplayer included, and only a 40mb download? Seems like it's worth it for me to just get gud.
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So far I'm really enjoying Paddlenoid. I think the theming is fun and unique. The gameplay is satisfying and challenging. The way that your shots are aimed before you launch a pod is pretty different, with the ball orbiting opposite of your paddle movement, which lets you aim as you please but with some more challenge than a direct pointer. The game also has a unique mechanic of tilting the entire stage to guide the ball around in mid-flight. This looks visually nice as there is a cool parallax effect, but it also lets you make some pretty impossible shots. It often leads to my death, but I believe this is a skill issue and one could get very good at using this feature to their advantage. Overall this is a neat twist on a block breaking genre, with lots of unique ideas
What a fun game! It's been a while since we found a co-op game that's looks really good and is straightforward. The tilt mechanic is super usefull. There were some levels that may otherwise have gotten a bit frustrating. We also really appreciated the quick reload. We used Xbox controllers which felt like the most intuitive way to play. During gameplay there's more ambience sound than actual music, which I appreciate a lot. The music between levels is minimalistic but very good and sets the mood nicely. Finally, I always have a soft spot for an "aww" moment during credits, so.. nicely done.
Nice game! Good game to blow of some steam, be sure to use 7 pods to make it a bit easier. You can control the game with the mouse or controller. The mouse togeather with the keyboard is a must if you ask me, alot more control this way. Also dont forget to tilt the screen to control the pods dirrections. The 2d games design looks beautifull and the sound effects are nice, only missing a bit of background music. It also has a coop mode (not online), which I did not try yet. The game also reminds me of the old PS1 game pong: the next level.
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