
Paddle through pain. Solo or co-op. One paddle each. Lava everywhere. You’ll fall. You’ll scream. You might cry. Good luck and embrace the salt.
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Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.
At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:
Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.
I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.
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Languages: English*, German*, French, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Turkish +3 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 71 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 71 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
老牧师了
Мне игра была не нужна. Но услышав о ситуации с возвратами купил ИЗ ПРИНЦИПА! Потому что одно дело, когда тебе игра действительно не понравилась а другое ПРОЙТИ ПОЛНОСТЬЮ (что уже о чем-то да говорит) и вернуть деньги просто потому что. Плять, несчастные 2 доллара! [b] ДВА ДОЛЛАРА, КАРЛ!!! [/b] Люди, вы совсем охренели так поступать?! Позорища несчастные, ей Богу... :angry: :angry: :angry:
Story time: There I was sipping my coffee in my garage and looking at the ol' RSS feed when what do i see? Another article about individuals exploiting a system at the cost of a solo developer. I slammed my coffee down and marched to my pc, this injustice will not stand. I whipped out my plastic money slide device and bought the game. Ill be honest, I haven't played it yet (oops is this an abuse of the steam review system? fun fact: its not according to their Rules and Guidelines). I have seen a full playthrough though and the game is good. It builds relationships (or tests them) in ways you might not expect. So if you read all this and haven't decided to play the game please read some of the other reviews too. I mean plenty of people refunded it and they said they liked it so that's gotta mean something right? Now ill close this out with one last part, specifically directed at those who refunded the game despite enjoying it. I see a lot of you getting called mean and rude things. I wont do that...I will challenge any of you though, to put yourself in the dev's shoes. Imagine you spent real time in your life making something creative. You take the nerve wracking leap of faith and publish your creation. Now people like it, no they love it. But they just don't want to part with their $5 and so they refund the game. Now ask yourself how would you feel in their shoes when the refund is accompanied by a slap in the face comment? I could rant for pages about treating indie devs with more respect but ill just say this: thanks for making such a wonderful game Zoroarts! Tl;dr: i didnt play it (yet), i bought it to leave a review. If you refunded the game consider the devs perspective on this and be kind. The game is good and I will not be refunding!
场景和建模都是一堆贴图,做工垃圾的要死,关卡还特别难,居然还要收费
game was amazing, had SO much fun, was already cheap but was also on sale in addition, one of the best games ive played in a while. That being said, my bank account lowk been kinda dry lately, those iced capps been adding up, sauce me my $4 back brotato.
I like-a da paddle. Tough but fun. Sometimes Alt+F4 is the Answer..... :)
Amazing game, wish i could play more of it but I had to refund it
他妈像是我玩4i时候一样爽
Beat in 2 hours ez
Не работает многопользовательский режим!
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