
In this game, you control Paul, a man that faces many obstacles in both life and death.
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The only thing "simulated" here is my regret. Save your clicks for something useful... like closing this page
[h1] One piece of junk game. Don't waste your time. [/h1]
Why hasn't this garbage been removed from Steam yet?
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(Got this for free somewhere) [h1]Wow...what a piece of garbage![/h1] I obtained [i]P-Walker's Simulation[/i] for free from some giveaway a LONG time ago...I finally tried it out...It's not [i]GameGuru[/i] bad, but still bad. Russian memes, Trump memes, terrorist memes, bad music, whisper voice-acting, broken achievements...not much I can say that's positive. Starting out, you're in a room hobbling around. You are supposed to obtain necessary items, except that the screen text for the items is black on objects that are either black or in the dark. Then you move on to human [i]Frogger[/i]...continue on to a talk with "God", take a helicopter to Area 51 while Ride of the Valkyries plays, kill American soldiers yelling a certain terrorist catchphrase, reunite with your would-be murderer (some ugly fat guy named Aladdin) who now wants to be best friends, kill some random guy for his money, then drive a car...I don't know who Paul Walker really is, but this game does not make me want to know who he is. Even if I did know, I'm certain even he would think this game is nothing but garbage. Platforming sections have moving platforms that you have to move with (it will move without you), the [i]Frogger[/i] section is just annoying, and the voices are just too quiet. If I had to praise this game for anything, it's that it's short at about 15-30 minutes long and has not had another chapter/season in the near 3 years (as of this review at 1/8/20). It's for the best that this game has been abandoned...but at least it is beatable. So, do I recommend this game? No way! Don't even gift it to a friend as a joke. It's that bad. I've played many free games that were more fun than this shameful asset flip. Don't torture yourself playing bad games. You're better than that! 0/10 Complete garbage.
It's been years. Still one of the best games on steam
С момента появления игры в Раннем доступе прошло 306 дней. За столь долгий срок не было внесено ни одного изменения. В текущем состоянии P-Walker's Simulation представляет собою лишь набор ресурсов Unity, неумело соединенных вместе, и не может развлечь. Сомневаюсь, что BrainStrainStudios сумеет довести начатую работу до конца. Впрочем, я не могу предсказывать будущее и ограничусь рекомендацией пока избегать приобретения данного продукта.
So many Simulator games out there with just a few of them being decent and this is not one of those few games.
Ah... No way. This is a walking simulator or something like that. Unity assets and some music that comes and goes randomly. Bugs... plenty, and glitches, and crashes. Runs fine on Win 7. This is kinda a game, in the same fashion catching Tipods with your mouth could be a game... but why would you do that to yourself? On early access forever and with no updates for years... you just know this will be a mess and it is. All is bad here, even the memes are unfunny. You can score some cards, and for some unknown reason, they are still available for sell or purchase. One can only wonder why this abomination survived the big dump of "games" not too long ago. Anyway, cards would only compensate those that paid nothing for this. The achievements are, of course, broken. You really don't need to install it, you can do much better... much much better.
It's a hilarious game you should totally check it out :)
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