Outrun Them

I got the best score on the first level in this game and second best score on the third level. Spent over 100 hours on this game and would kill a puppy to keep playing. I outran your mom and dad last night and I'll outrun them again and again. Don't give this game a chance, give it your life. Give it a hammer, give it a health flask, give it blue boots, give it your virginity. Run faster and faster and faster and faster, faster than Sonic, faster than Dash, faster than your mom, outrun them, outrun them all. Go forth, and outrun them.

You, a heavily robed individual, are taking a relaxing stroll through an endless grey road when suddenly your OnlyFans subscribers are scrambling to you. You like your peace and increase your speed linearly. As you run faster and faster, you notice there are single block walls inhibiting your movement. Along the way, you felt the need to be an outstanding citizen by picking up green flasks, boots, and hammers left scattered. You also notice that what's chasing you are not OnlyFan subscribers but actually zombies that like to bleed you out. You also realized the boots help you traverse quickly after you had ditzly ran into a wall or got slowed down by water. The nasty green looking juice? You chug it down to regain health but hopefully it's not nuclear waste. And the hammers? Great to smash down those outrageous barriers to let you back on your normal stroll. Simple game. Simple mechanics. Replay factor is high when you're trying brag to your friends that you are on the leaderboard. Would play again. Maybe as Trump or Elon Musk in a Cybertruck.