Ostrich Island

I love Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise If it wasn't for the witcher wild hunt I would think that Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise was the game of the decade, I think it is a brilliant bend of platforming, puzzles, romance, smut and rpg elements. Here is 4 awesome things about Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise: 1: Good Graphics 2: LEGENDARY STORYTELLING 3:Character Design 4: Doesn’t lie to you What is it like to play Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise??? Well its kinda like being high on dmt and dancing to EDM in an abandoned Zellers, it's kind of an unreal experience, you feel like you have transcended god when you play Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise. I swear to god the first time I played this game I ♥♥♥♥ and peed and ♥♥♥♥♥ my pants i couldn't believe it I sat in my own dumpies for too long I was itchy owww Should I get Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise? when its on sale How many edibles is too many? Roughly 250mg is enough to send you into a panic attack if you play hell let loose, but you can have 500 if you watch the big lebowski I also love the big lebowski, for those that don't know After another dark comedy/crime film Fargo, the Coen brothers wrote an amazing and eccentric comedy story. This is probably the weirdest, yet one of the funniest films I've ever seen. A couple of things I loved about this film and the screenplay were:- Even though Walter and The Dude ♥♥♥♥ things up, they're best friends and will always be there for each other. Just absolutely love Steve Buscemi's role as Donnie. He's just there in the trio trying to know what's going on. There are so many moving parts in the movie, but the Coen brothers ended up giving a comedic touch to every part. I love the character of The Dude. Things just never seem to go his way and his reaction is just "Oh man." Love the fact that the Coen brothers wrote an elaborate, comic screenplay just because The Dude's last name is the same as another millionare. They've absolutely nailed this film, and I feel this is their best movie (even better than No Country for Old Men imo). Edit: Fun fact - So Coen brothers included "Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Donnie" repeatedly in their screenplay because Steve Buscemi's character in Fargo is always talking. Anyway Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise is the best video game ever made, it is almost upsetting how good this game is, i have thrown up twice playing Ostrich Island: Escape to Paradise.