My Bones Remastered

"My Bones Remastered" ist ein sehr kurzes First-Person Exploration-Horror-Game. Wir erwachen in unserem eigenen Grab. Auf dem Friedhof entdecken wir die Grabstellen unserer Frau und unseres Kindes. Haben wir unsere ganze Familie umgebracht? Sind wir tot? Was soll das Ganze? (insbesondere die letzte Frage stellt sich uns bei dem Game ständig) Also latschen wir über den Friedhof und durch Katakomben, finden Zettel und Schlüssel, die einfach so herumliegen und uns die nächste Tür öffnen, und... ...sind nach 10 Minuten durch das Spiel durch. Und das ohne das jemals Spannung aufkam, oder Sinn, oder... irgendwas. Es gibt immerhin zwei unterschiedliche Enden, die aber insofern Gemeinsamkeiten haben, als daß beide weder befriedigen noch Sinn machen. Schwache Grafik und ebensolcher Sound paaren sich mit Bugs. Und ja, ich rede vom Remastered. Die Grafik wurde auf eine neue Engine gesetzt und ist noch häßlicher als vorher. Und offenbar haben wir reichlich Dioptrin, denn wenn wir nahe an Objekte rankommen verschwimmen sie bis zur Unkenntlichkeit. Wiedermal, wie bei diesem Entwickler üblich, haben die im Spiel zu lesenden Texte nur sehr entfernt etwas mit Englisch zu tun. Syntaktische und semantische Unzulänglichkeiten und immer wieder aufkommende Ellipsen lassen nur einen Schluß zu: das Böse spricht kein Englisch. [h1]Wertung:[/h1] 1/10 Atmosphäre 0/10 Story 2/10 Grafik 2/10 Sound 2/10 Spielmechanik -/10 Balancing 1/10 Spielspass [h1]Fazit:[/h1] (Latsch, latsch, Schlüssel, latsch, Tür, latsch, Text, latsch, latsch, Schlüssel, latsch) remurkst. [h1][b]1/10 Gesamtwertung

My Bones Remastered is the remake of the GDNomad classic and by that I mean one of his worst games. Story: The story is pretty much identical to the original game. You play as a man who has killed his family and you get stuck in hell and you need to get out. That's about it on the story department and nothing changed about the games plot. It's a terrible story and it's poorly written. There's nothing fresh about this plot and it's predictable as they come and this is to be expected from GDNomad. However I will give him props, a lot of the grammatical errors have been fixed which make the story much easier to follow this time around, but there's still a few errors here and there. However it's a massive upgrade. Graphics: GameGuru has been dropped and we moved to Unity and the game looks much better. I will give him props, the game actually looks really good, albeit pretty simplistic. Comparing it to the original game it's like night and day and it looks much better. Assets look like they were built for the game instead of the asset flip look of the original game. Which also deserves props for the slight effort. Audio: Audio sucks, plain and simple. The music is incredibly forgettable and the sound effects are just eh all around. They ruin all the atmosphere the game tries to build, this issue was in the original game, but it was much worse there. But I wish there could have been done to improve it, but there hasn't. Gameplay: Also like the original, My Bones Remastered is at heart a key hunting simulator and it's boring as hell. You walk around these environments looking for items and just keep walking. The story isn't good so you quickly find yourself bored, walking around these environments since you don't care about the plot. It's mostly a walking simulator and those really are carried by the plot or the minor puzzles you find every so often, however there's nothing like that here, it's really not good. Verdict: Even though it's a major upgrade over the original game, there's not much you can do to polish a turd. The plot is bad, gameplay is boring and graphics alone are not worth playing this game for. Honestly I applaud that some effort was put into this, but again it's yet again another GDNomad game that's not worth playing. Final Rating: 3/10 Pros: + Major improvements over the original Cons: - Plot sucks - Audio design is forgettable - Gameplay is boring If you liked this review please consider joining https://steamcommunity.com/groups/completingthebacklog and https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ImperialReviews

i tried to control myself, but it was unsuccessful. Игрушка с мёртвым сюжетом, мёртвыми локациями. Только по скидке ради +1 в коллекции!

[b] P. S. If you have difficulties in the walktrough, this guide will be very useful: [/b] https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3561496240 [h1] The worst indie horror remaster in Steam history [/h1] What’s being called a “remaster” is more like a rework of the original 2015 version. Original “My Bones”: https://store.steampowered.com/app/389700/My_Bones/ The question is: did it actually get any better? If anything, just a tiny bit, and even by the author’s past project standards, this can hardly be called progress. This project doesn't deserve more than a thumbs down. They ported the game to Unity, for some reason added letterbox bars on the screen edges, and obviously you can't expect stable performance even on high settings. This "new" version added a dumb puzzle where you press gargoyles in sequence, which they don't explain properly, and instead of three keys that required some searching in the original, now there are just two, and finding them is super easy. The text in the new version is somewhat woven into the story, but that doesn't make its downright ridiculous plot any better. They cut out the dismembered corpses, leaving only skeletons and pentagrams on the walls that look like they were drawn in Paint. What really amused me was the moment in the bad ending where the author, not literally but in essence, gives the impression that 'you only see an awkward writer, while you don’t actually engage with the philosophy.' I think you can fit philosophy even into a short story, but when the story is presented so primitively—not only without encouraging any real thought or creative play, but clearly paying more attention to the quality of Steam items for points than the game itself—you can draw your own conclusions. In the end, under the label of a 'remaster,' it’s essentially the same completely mediocre, low-quality product as the author’s other games. I wouldn’t recommend supporting this developer, though I’m not encouraging harassment either. [h3] Verdict: [/h3] https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3612049014 [i] P. S. 2x. Did you like the review or my profile? Drop a Steam reward for the review. Thanks to your support, I don't lose the point of playing and writing reviews! [/i]

It may have only been 40p on sale but it is my 40p and I want it back. Refund requested.

Whoa. Sideways thumb. That took me twice as long to work through as the last game. Mostly because I had to watch a youtube video that the Dev provided to solve a puzzle. The only clue was way too cryptic to figure out what I was supposed to do. Without that video I would have considered the game broken. Oof. Ok, so, what was the difference between the original and the remaster? Quite a bit it seemed. The graphics and text were cleaned up a great deal and the choice in the end was much more clear. Is this worth $1.99? Oh heckin heckity heck no. I got this for less than .50 and I still feel like it was a little pricey. Grab on sale in the bundle. It's worth a once through if you like to see indie development progression.

В оригинал не играла, возможно что-то пропустила.. Судя по обновлениям, игру всё ещё доводят до ума, надеюсь игру допилят, выглядит она очень даже ничего, если бы не локации. Такое чувство что ходишь по пустым комнатам, тем не менее атмосфера игры держит в напряжении все свои 20 минут. Она очень короткая. =D Советую покупать только по скидке.

Cool EDIT 11/2022: can you make my bones 2 please

По сравнению с оригиналом, в плане графики, игра заметно улучшилась. По геймплею тоже изменения присутствуют, локации переделаны, появились новые элементы прохождения. Почему столько негативных отзывов в короткой бродилке, я не знаю, но поверьте, есть игры и хуже, чем обычный короткий инди-хоррор.

wow I had more fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself in the library during my 5th grade bookfair then I did walking through this clunker of a game. Id rather suck on raw eggs.