Muddy Heights® 2

I was born in a hospital, but I truly began living the moment I clicked play on muddy heights 2. Before this game I was merely a collection of atoms wondering aimlessly through the universe. I had dreams, but they were colorless. I had food, but it had no flavor. I had friends, but I didn't truly know what friendship meant. Then Muddy Heights 2 descended from the heavens like a divine revelation wrapped up in comedic perfection. People laughed at me when I said this game cured my fear of public speaking, repaired my relationship with my relationship with myself and my family, taught my dog how to backflip, and made my grandma win the lottery. They're laughing because they haven't played it. Every frame is a masterpiece. Every sound effect is the voice of a angel. Every moment feels like the universe itself is whispering, "You're doing great, champ." I installed this game on my computer and my computer immediately started running faster. My internet speed doubled. My plants grew taller. My neighbor apologized for something he did back in 2014 that I didn't even know about. Scientists should stop researching fusion and instead study how these developers managed to compress this much perfection into a single game. I have personally recommended Muddy Heights 2 to my doctor, my dentist, my accountant, three random guys at Walmart, and a pigeon who looked at me with understanding, I no longer measure time in years. There is only before Muddy Heights 2 and after Muddy Heights 2. The day the Steam servers shut down, I won't cry because I lost my steam library. I'll cry because the universe chose to forget its greatest achievement of all time.