Mr. Massagy

Really makes you feel dirty for having it on your profile, and this is coming from some one with plenty of h games ... Achievements: It's why we are here...

I saw Markplier playing this, and I was instantly hooked by the comedy of it. I really do think that this kind of game has some great potential for the future, especially if it had it's own message devices included. I went ahead and completed all but just 2 achievements, and I can honestly say that each massage was indeed unique. My least favorite massage was from the Navi, and my all-time favorite was the out of this world massage from Janein. Perks of this game 1.It will have you laughing your ass off each and every single date. Some are just plain hilarious and unexpected, while other's are just really well made as far as humor goes. 2. At least for me, the out of this world massage is just worth the price alone. I set my xbox 360 controller on my lower back, and just let it massage me for 20-30 minutes straight. Maybe it's because I'm an author and I sit too much, but that massage just feels amazing and leaves my back pain-free for hours at a time. I 3-starred her on the first go as well. It will be different for each person, but with 10 different massages, at least one will hit the right spot. Disadvantages 1. It does require a specific set of controllers to function at 100% that are obviously not included.. The massages are a major part of the game, but you aren't really paying the price it would require to have a controller included anyway. I could see the game at 60$ with it's own messaging devices included, but for the price, you can afford to buy a corded gaming controller, steam, ps4, xbox all work. Neutral 1. It is rather short, as in it can be completed quickly if you take it seriously, but that also means that you can unlock all of the girls rather quickly. I found my perfect massage early on, but that may not be the case with everyone. On another note, I 3-starred Nicole, Janein, Anne, Papu Aiye, Navia, Mayo, Dorothy, Sonia, and Cake-Chan on the first try. I think that this game is trying to tell me something. Real girls <Fake girls. Dominant < Submissive. At least now, I know my place beneath Cake-Chan's heels and horse whip.

Au top du top. J'y croyais pas mais sa masse vraiment. J'ai acheté le jeux en voyant la vidéo de squeezie personnellement et je ne regrette pas.

And Begin! Hey, there, Mr. Massagy. Can you please come over and massage me? Because I ain't got a feelin' on my back and it's your 6-pack abs that I need on my back. *Vine boom noise* 4/5, Good Game

Never did I think having my neck violated by a controller's vibration would be a good thing. Not bad to be honest. Good game and would recommend.

You get to receive a massage from a jar of mayonnaise. What more could you want?

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Game is fun and the concept of the controller massage is very interesting

what

I went on a date with a jar of mayo.