🐕💗 MONTARO IS PASSION, DEDICATION, AND DOGE APPRECIATION!
GAME REVIEWED ON: GeForce GT 1030/i7-3770
🐾-Montaro can be hard, but life is hard for all of us. How hard can life be for Montaro?
🐾-Montaro is life, but life is meaningless without Montaro.
🐾-Montaro is home, but your home is sadge without Montaro.
🐾-Montaro will show you that achieving your goals, can have consequences. Is this worth the bliss?
🐾-Montaro is not a challenge, he will not be responsible for your actions.
🐾-Respect Montaro-Sensei like he would respect you back.
🐾-Montaro shall awaken a hidden hatred over certain avian species.
🐾-Montaro never got along with crows, but little did he expect chickens were the true villians all along.
🐾-Montaro will show you that falling on a hole is but the beginning of a journey anew.
🐾-Montaro sees all Cates, as propaganda in the background. So shall you.
🐾-Montaro is a struggle, can be stressing, achieving the impossible is reason to exist. But Montaro is not an object or a metaphor, but a cute Shiba Inu. The audacity will have you realizing your human error and instead state the facts that Montaro struggles, can get stressed, and he was born to achieve the impossible.
🐾-Montaro will explain step by step why panties are important in life, each step you take will be your last depending. Learn from your mistakes, and eyes always on the prize!
🐾-Montaro won't stop running after that which he trully aims for, teaching you the importance of exercise and a healthy lifestyle.
🐾-Montaro can be casual, but he will hurry his pace if the precious is too far from his reach.
🐾-Montaro can be your new obsession, or he can be a passable moment and experience for many. Montaro hates the idea of multiple owners and prefers freedom. Do not get the wrong idea about Montaro.
🐾-Time never stops, until Montaro decides so.
🐾-Montaro is a sempiternal cycle that ends where Montaro starts.
🐾-Montaro will teach you the power of fiber, one banana peel at a time.
🐾.Montaro will teach you that to trip and fall, is to fall while preventing your tripping.
🐾-Montaro will teach you that not all can be avoided in life, sometimes you just hit your face with fate.
🐾-Montaro willt each you that all acts of violence even if nonintended have a price.
🐾-Montaro will teach you that violence is never the answer, but inner peace is not so easy to acquire.
🐾-No wall can stop Montaro, for it is Montaro that ignores them all. What doesn't kill Montaro, makes him more strong. Ignorance is Montaro's weapon of omnipotent bonkness.
🐾-Montaro will strenghten your mental fortitude, but few shall bare the pain for too long. Montaro only wants what's best for you, the choice is for you to take.
🐾-Montaro is style and aesthetic, dressed to the nines and always ready to look good for his favorite college girls or JKs in his radar.
🐾-Montaro is a Sigma, he only goes for human female's scent. If this hurts your perspective, do not bother to take Montaro's time. This quest is not for the faint-hearted or based critic.
🐾-Montaro has been part of us from the beginning of times, you just don't know it yet. When the time comes, you shall witness Montaro's revelation.
🐾-Do not heed the ramblings of the false prophets, claiming Montaro is what he is not. Montaro is a canine born with free will, is his own person, and does not intend to force his lifestyle on anyone. You as Humans shall only aim to accomplish your own wishes and goals. Do not see Montaro as the hope out of the abyss, but a friend when all darkness seems to corrode your heart. Montaro is not a saviour of any sort, but he will not doubt to show you the path to greatness and a way out. Montaro can be your salvation, but in the end it's you who will face his inner Shiba Inu, and awaken the Doge Montaro from within. Do not see Montaro as a door, but a possibility. Do not see Montaro as an object or metaphor, but a blessing.
🐾-Montaro might be the developer of this game himself, but the world needs balance and concealment from the truth.
🐾-Enjoy the time you have with Montaro, for he will make the best and most out of it all.
🐾-You can adopt Montaro, but this is a delusion and a purely imaginative phase.
🐾-Love Montaro, love yourself. Love all things in life, and live so with no regrets, Even if you feel like you are lonely, remember Montaro is always there.
10/10 I bought the game to support Doge's legacy, and get the dope shop items. But I experienced Montaro's adventure full of troubles, morals, and values. Met his family, girlfriends, and even enemies. I now feel what he feels across the screen and into his world from mine. But most importantly-Montaro and I hate chickens, and we both think they should not exist and cats should lay eggs in their stead.
