METROPOCRE

There are tons of fun indie games on steam, this isn't one of them. Despite its low price this game is just not worth your time, play anything else.

[h2]METROPOCRE[/h2] [h1]MY EYES HURT!!![/h1] When I thought games couldn’t make any more unique visuals, METROPOCRE walked in to prove me wrong. The visuals are surely unique, but it just makes everything harder. I’ll tell you why if you stay with me throughout this review! :) [b]Fun Information:[/b] You won’t believe how long I’ve been trying to pronounce the game’s name. It’s so complicated. I chose to pronounce it as [i]Metre+Poker[/i]. Hopefully, I am not wrong. :( [h1]About This Game [/h1] [h2]Storyline [/h2] The storyline…Man, the game confused the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I had no idea what was happening. There were some random dialogues here & there and some eerie characters. I understood the role of the Pigeon, dolphin & Danny. Apart from that, I understood nothing about the game’s plot. In order to comprehend the base of the game’s plot, I had to read the game’s store page’s description. Here’s what I understood from it: [code]Felix is a regular rabbit who is looking for a new pair of wings. To do so, he must endure a bloody and unusual experience in this anthropomorphic world.[/code] There’s a very noticeable grammatical error in the game’s store description in this line: “[b]Take the position of Felix, the rabbit, as he go through a serious of strange, psychodelic and hardcore adventures.[/b]”. There are a few mistakes in that sentence. If I were to rephrase it, it would be something like this: “[i]Take on the role of Felix the rabbit as he goes through a series of strange, psychedelic & life-threatening adventures![/i]” [h2]Gameplay Mechanics [/h2] The game has very basic mechanics; movement, left click to shoot, right-click to pick up/throw weapons & space to drop bombs. It doesn’t sound very difficult, right? Well, it isn’t. The only thing that makes everything 100 times harder is the three-vision effects they use. It hurts my eyes & makes it harder to see. It’s so hard to distinguish between a few objects. Anyways, let’s stick to the gameplay aspect. Your goal is to defeat enemies on the current level to proceed to the next one. Simple enough. Different enemies have different weapons. Bombs are useful for taking out a lot of enemies that are tailing you. But once they come close to you, you have to rely on your guns. Once you run out of ammo, you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥. There are 6 different characters that offer 6 different playstyles. For instance, one of them has infinite bombs while the other one can only use a UZI. This is a very important addition as it gives the game variety & increases its re-playability rate. The game has 27+ levels. It can take 1-1.5 hours to finish it if you play it normally. If you speedrun it, you can finish it in under 8 minutes. To help you with this, the game has a built-in speed run timer. You can disable it in the main menu if you have no use for it. All-in-all, I have no complaints about the gameplay aspect of the game. I’ve, surprisingly, not faced any bugs. The cut-scenes & transitions were pretty smooth. The visual part is what annoys me. Let’s jump there right now! [h2]Visuals & Audio[/h2] Okay so, the developers tried to make unique visuals for the game using a three-vision filter on the game. It feels like I am stoned asf while playing the game. Although I am not photosensitive, the visuals hurt my eyes. The pills in the game are supposed to make the effect a bit milder, but it doesn’t matter. It still hurts my eyes. It’s hard to differentiate objects. The cut-scenes seem to have real pictures which have heavy filters applied to them. Kudos to the developers for coming up with something completely unique. They succeeded in giving the game a very eerie effect. But yeah, they should’ve taken the playability aspect of the game into account. If you reduced the effect by a bit, I am sure it would be better! The game has very weird voiceovers. I mean, at least it has something apart from the eerie soundtracks. There’s nothing unique in this part of the game apart from the creepy voiceovers. I have no complaints either. [h1]Pros[/h1] [list] [*] A very interesting take on the game’s visuals that plays a pivotal role in the overall gameplay. [*] They nailed the eerie ambiance the game possesses. [*] Game has simplistic mechanics. This makes it easy to play. [*] 6 different unique characters to play as. This offers a lot of replayability as each character offers a different playstyle. [*] Speedrun friendly with a timer. [/list] [h1]Cons[/h1] [list] [*] The story makes no sense. [*] There are no tutorials or guides that tell you what to do. [*] The unique visuals of the game have actually hurt my eyes. They’re a bit too hard on your eyes. I hope they simmer down the intensity of filters they use. [/list] [h1]Conclusion[/h1] It’s not a game I’d play again. The visuals are the main back draw of this game. If they fix that, it has a lot of potential. The game isn’t very expensive. Luckily enough, the game is kinda worth its price. [b]Reviewer:[/b] Midplayz I love my eyes. I need em to stare at more Anime Girls. [b]Rating:[/b] 6/10 (I have mixed feelings for this game. I don’t want to not recommend it due to the unique take it took.) [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/38888018-United-Critics/] Please follow [b]United Critics[/b] for more quality reviews.[/url]

降低像素，加颜色剥离，加波纹滤镜，非常难看清物品，起手没武器，摸索了好几遍才发现地上有极小的几个像素颗粒点颜色不同，走上去并不会自动拾取，而是要右键特意点击一下，这下才有武器可用。 空格键是炸弹。左键开枪，右键拾取。 射击爽感还行，但是画面太难受了，毁眼睛。 [table][td][b]关注我们 [/b][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/30253125]甄游组[/url] [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/34433893]第一印象[/url] [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/40602490]免费游戏[/url][/td][/table]

terrible hotline miami bootleg with a god awful distortion filter that doesn't go away. Doesn't even tell you the controls when you boot it.

Quite a fun game.. Worth it's price. Quite a challenge but definitely good fun. Play as Felix, J. Waffles or P. ♥♥♥♥ to reach the top!

ебическая сила

Needs a lot of work, like a lot of work, when theres games around there that are a lot more polished and they are out there as simple freeware you know its a problem, while the game is comically cheap its also desgined quite cheaply, lots of gameplay desitions only make the gameplay more adquard such as dodging bullets, having to click directly on enemies for melee weapons to work, having to click directly on things to interact with them, the fact theres people you would expect you can talk to but they are just for decoration, some things just blend in in some levels i like the concept, psychodelic very ugly game and stuff, but the way its done just makes it pretty subpar even to games you can find online and thats what takes most benefit from it, for the game to be fun it would need a very big overhoul to how it even plays

I really liked the game, it's simple, and this simplicity makes the game feel fun and original. I would say it's completely worth giving it a try.

It's fun! Saw the dev's post on the Hotline Miami subreddit, looked interesting enough to take a look and sure enough, it's a fine game. I suck major ass though lol