MegaRats

MegaRats. Let me tell you about MegaRats. I was given this masterwork as a gift for christmas (It was only 50 cents, an absolute steal of a price btw). It promised me rats, and boy were they mega! If you don't want spoilers, turn away now. This is where I start talking about the real meat of the game. I launched the game, and was greeted by a classic settings menu before the game launches, much like the greats that you would have seen in the early 2000's, really set a good tone for the greatness i was about to bear witness to. In this menu, I looked at the graphics options and had all the classics such as "Fastest, Fast, Beautiful, Fantastic, and Level 8" and so at Level 8 graphics (8 is a really high number) I launched the game and was greeted by voice acting worthy of all of the voice acting awards known to man. I then played for 20 minutes, getting really personal with the pavement every 5 steps and making sure it stayed afraid of me, and blasting rats with my AK-47. About 20 minutes in, I launched into the air, to my surprise I had a jetpack! After soaring through the air, 200 meters above the ground, the wind in my hair, I plummeted to the ground at terminal velocity and bounced off, soon brushing the dust off my shoulders and getting back up to resume blasting rats. Later, I found out that if I just double tap space again (after the fuel runs out) I can burst another load of fuel, and watching the world disappear beneath me, I knew I had found the game of the year. (I then once again hit the ground and got up like nothing happened) Not to mention the great fun that was collecting coins, so many coins to collect.

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