Magic or Machinations?

Well well well. Looks like someone is barking up the wrong tree with this game. I mean seriously, what kind of game doesn't let you play as a dog. Are they kidding? I thought this was the 21st centurey where dogs could do anything, but apparently not according to this game. I tried to give it a chance, I really did but the whole time I was playing as some boring human character. All I could think was....oh. Also, HIT THE PORTAL BUTTON A BILLION TIMES WHILE STANDING STILL TO GET A REALLY BIG BYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 10/10