Luna's Wandering Stars

Production values pretty low (yay for the default Unity launch dialog of mild annoyance). The powers changing per stage tries to be interesting, but mostly makes it feel unfocused; I got to Earth and then pretty much gave up. Mostly it's the narrator that utterly ruins it. I wouldn't mind a snarky narrator if they had any sense of style, and if it were reflected in the rest of the aesthetic, if the rest were also sillier. But no, the main play is halfway between serious and relaxing, and could be all right on those grounds, and then the narrator basically farts in your face at the end of every attempt. Disgusting. The controls being unpolished don't help either. Moving the perspective instantly reveals the level boundary box for me, which by the way is rendered as text with more bland and disgusting edginess. And if you Invert Rockets (which I wanted to) then you wind up with no way to handle the "moon just barely reaches the edge of the screen" scenario effectively, or I didn't see one at any rate, so the option is mostly a lie. There should be a keyboard-modifier-based invert toggle, really; if there is one I didn't find it. Music's all right. Artwork could use a lot of touching up, or... any aesthetic direction at all, really. Feh. I forget why I have this, but it's not worth my time.