Laundering Simulator - Clean Cash and Laundry

Honestly not terrible gameplay loop. its engaging enough to want to keep playing. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Eddie, Grandma and Charlie need to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. They are the most obnoxious thing i have ever experienced in a game. Eddie has to give a 30 second smartass quip after you interact with literally anything. There's and option to adjust his volume in settings at least. He was muted within the first 2 minutes. Grandma is such a pointless gameplay mechanic that is just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying just to be annoying. There is no logical purpose for her to be the way she is. Charlie being an unskippable voiceling everytime you talk to him is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb. We can skip cutscenes but not a minute long process to talk to him to sell the counterfeit cash with the 4 rotating voicelines between him and Eddie. The police raids are unreasonably punishing. I spent 4.5 hours nearly maxing out the casino and spa and right before a police raid started i was trying to close the hidden door. Timer hit 0 and police weren't even spawned in and POOF the million dollar investment into these 2 areas and all of the upgrades are down the drain, i lost the $30K in my pocket and then hit with taxes, protection fees, and building payments. So not only did I immediately go -$20k in the hole, I also lost 4 hours of progress and the biggest source of income in the game and forced to try to rebuild. All because i was interacting with the door when the timer was ending nowhere close to the police that haven't even spawned in yet. The weird conditions and requirements for raids need to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fixed or changed cause this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous. Overall this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying at best. I cannot recommend anyone the tedium and nuisance that is this game right now.

It is one of the games which you play through once and never launch again. Initial grind is fun, but mid to late game becomes annoying. It seems like most effort was put into funny voicelines (which become really annoying after few hours), easter eggs and assets and very little into making the core game mechanic interesting. If it was an early access game, I would see a potential in it. But it isn't.

This game has absolutely no tutorial and uses AI. I had hopes for this game because the promotional material looked intriguing but I was supremely disappointed. This is one of the few games I have ever NOT recommended! Only way I can see that this is rated so well with no help whatsoever is bot reviews.

Красивая, но пустая игра. Начало затянуто, примерно до конца игры. За 5 часов геймплей не меняется, потом еще за час открывается много, сразу, и одинаково бесполезного.

This game has such great potential, but it's lacking in some areas that make it a bit unbearable to play. First- Some of the controls are frustrating. You have to click and hold to pick mostly everything up. In the beginning of the game, where you are doing everything by yourself, it felt like such a waste of time to click and hold. Just let me click once. The ironing was frustrating as it was hard to tell if I ironed everything or not, and if you didn't it wouldn't tell you where. So you're sitting there, swinging the iron all over the shirt to try and find that one spot you missed. (Also, there needs to be a third computer in the casino/sauna area. It's tiring running all the way up and down) Second- The voice lines were quirky and genuinely fun to hear at first. I chuckled quite a few times and was really enjoying myself, especially with the voice actor for Eddie. However, it got old. The lines recycled and I ended up peeved at hearing the same thing over and over. Third- Please for the love of all that is holy, STOP USING GEN AI. It feel so inauthentic, cheap, and scummy. As an artist, the market is saturated with real artists looking for work and are flexible with budgets! Your game is funny, charming, and has great potential, but I cannot recommend anyone play it in it's current state. When the gen AI has been removed and the areas of concern has been addressed, I will happily come back to this game.

I was hoping for a game *about money laundering* but this only brushes up against it accidentally. The gameplay loop is alright, the controls feel really bad when using half the stations (ironing especially), and the constant ill-advised prompt overlay is a worse nag than the grandmother. There is almost real art in conveying the writer's emotions through the dialogue, but it's hampered by stealing others' work instead of recording their own lines or committing to any part of the production process. I was really excited to see the master audio setting default to 50%; that kind of care could make the game really good if it was put into the more obvious features. If the AI aspects are replaced with real pieces then this game would be worth more than $3 per copy. As is, this is a decent beta that needed a once-over before release- there is a $15 game to be finished here before I can honestly suggest that anyone buy it.

Its sooooo boring. As other players have said, Its nothing but chores. Its a massive grind and just sucks. Don't be like me and get your hopes up if you do decide to put your hard earned cash towards it. Its not worth it and isn't half as much fun as other sims out there. The AI voices suck. The constant streamer shout outs suck, The writing sucks and the overall machanics and how the game feels to play just, well, Sucks.

I refunded it because the grandma is just annoying af.

Tytuł Laundering Simulator Clean Cash and Laundry to niezwykle satysfakcjonująca hybryda gry symulacyjnej oraz ekonomicznej, która z klasycznego, spokojnego zarządzania miejską pralnią czyni doskonałą fasadę dla nielegalnych, gangsterskich interesów. Gra rzuca wyzwanie miłośnikom nieszablonowych tycoonów, oferując pełen humoru i dynamicznego chaosu model zarządzania mikroprzedsiębiorstwem stojącym na pograniczu prawa. Na pierwszym planie rozgrywka funkcjonuje jako klasyczny symulator biznesu. Do podstawowych obowiązków gracza należy bieżąca i sprawna obsługa klientów, co wymaga precyzyjnego dopasowywania temperatury prania do dostarczanych materiałów oraz wydawania reszty przy kasie. Wraz z postępami oraz zdobywaniem wyższych poziomów pralni odblokowuje się zaawansowane umiejętności, takie jak prasowanie ubrań, a także inwestuje zarobione fundusze w zakup wydajniejszego sprzętu, w tym pralek samoobsługowych i automatów do czyszczenia dywanów. Kluczowym elementem utrzymania wysokiej oceny lokalu jest dbanie o porządek, co oznacza regularne zmywanie podłóg mopem oraz usuwanie pojawiającego się na ścianach graffiti. Prawdziwa głębia mechaniczna ukazuje się w momencie, gdy do drzwi pralni puka lokalny gang, zmuszając gracza do płacenia regularnych haraczy. Aby sprostać wymaganiom finansowym mafii, legalny biznes staje się przykrywką dla podziemia fałszerskiego. W tajnym pomieszczeniu powstaje laboratorium, w którym za pomocą specjalnego konstruktora maszyn można drukować podrobione banknoty. Proces fałszowania gotówki został zaprojektowany w formie angażujących i wymagających skupienia minigier. Gracz musi precyzyjnie kontrolować dozowanie składników, docinać papier za pomocą gilotyny oraz manualnie nakładać odpowiednie nominały i zabezpieczenia laserowe. Gotowe, nielegalne fundusze sprzedaje się pod osłoną nocy u pasera w mrocznym załuku. Dodatkowo czarny rynek można zmonopolizować poprzez handel sprowadzaną nielegalnie odzieżą niskiej jakości oraz tandetnymi klapkami, co generuje potężny profit. Rozgrywkę genialnie komplikuje warstwa związana z utrzymaniem domu. Na zapleczu budynku mieszka babcia głównego bohatera, która wymaga ciągłej opieki. Kobieta regularnie domaga się jedzenia, narzeka na nudę przed telewizorem lub na panującą temperaturę, a ignorowanie jej potrzeb natychmiast wywołuje paraliżujący postępy chaos. Nad całym tym nielegalnym imperium stale wisi widmo prawa. W najmniej oczekiwanych momentach w lokalu może pojawić się policja. Wymusza to na graczu błyskawiczną reakcję, polegającą na maskowaniu tajnych przełączników, ukrywaniu podrabianej gotówki i zachowaniu absolutnych pozorów uczciwości, by nie wzbudzić podejrzeń funkcjonariuszy. Laundering Simulator Clean Cash and Laundry to rewelacyjnie zaprojektowany indyk, który zachwyca oryginalnym podejściem do tematu. Dynamiczne balansowanie między praniem dywanów, karmieniem wymagającej babci, uciekaniem przed policją a drukowaniem lewej gotówki tworzy uzależniający miks. To poprawnie wykonana, technicznie stabilna i niesamowicie wciągająca produkcja, która szanuje czas gracza i gwarantuje doskonałą zabawę. Polecam, AgBi (Projekt Indie)

Who would have thought that doing laundry could be so much fun? :D The game definitely never gets boring; there’s always something to do. A true masterpiece!