
Seven beautiful calamities are all that stand between you and godhood. Train, flirt, and survive divine tribulations in this live-action romantic fantasy where every choice tests your heart and your immortality.
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This is the Global Version of “美女,请别影响我成仙”.
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They say the path to immortality is paved with hardship. But in your case, this hardship happened to take the form of seven dangerously beautiful women.
You are Lin Fan, the chosen one of the Crane Illusion Sect. Born with a Pure Yang Lineage, you are destined to ascend to the heavens. However, no matter how hard you train, fate sends yet another challenge in your way...temptations in the shape of an unreliable master, a strict senior sister, or a saintess who seems far more interested in testing your heart rather than your skills.
Can you survive the thousand tribulations of love, jealousy, and thunder? Or will your heart fall just before your heavenly ascension?
Jing Wuyu: The Mischievous Immortal
"Little disciple, come closer… there are benefits here."
Chaotic yet caring, her unorthodox lessons often come with a steep price.

Lan Yunrou: The Martial Mistress
"Practice hard? The scabbard will serve you."
Elegant, severe, and secretly protective... but mercy isn’t part of her training plan.

Bai Wanwan: The Foxy Seductress
"Junior Brother… whose scent is this on you?"
Every smile is temptation, every look a tribulation. Determined to tempt you from your destiny, her past unknown...

Lei Xiao: The Lightning Immortal
"Lin Fan, ready for another shock?"
Unpredictable, dangerous, and literally shocking.

Wenren Lanke: The Innocent Troublemaker
"Lin Fan! You’re going to explode again!"
A sweet appearance hides the undisputed problem-child of the Sect.

Yin Ping’er: The Poisoned Tea Saintess
"Brother Lin Fan, does it still hurt after I stabbed you?"
Soft voice, poisonous charm... a beauty you'll never see coming.

Pan Suqin: The Gentle Soul
"Stay… Sister will make you soup."
The warmest embrace hides the sharpest knife.

A Cinematic Live-Action FMV Experience
Stunning xianxia-inspired effects bring a mythic Chinese fantasy world to life. Feel the spark of every lightning strike!
A First-Person Immortal Ascension Adventure
Step into the robes of Lin Fan and experience the world through his eyes. Every glance, every touch, and every whispered word can shake your Dao heart.
Multiple Paths, Infinite Outcomes
Will you walk the merciless path of the true immortal, or lose yourself in mortal passion? Every choice leads to a different fate: enlightenment, downfall, or something in between.
Train, Duel, and Survive Heavenly Tribulation
Quick-time trials, emotional duels, and comedic chaos await. Survive your master's "training," dodge objects thrown at you, and protect your Divine Essence… at all costs.
⚠️ Never believe your master... especially when she says, "This time, I won’t deceive you."
⚠️ Senior sisters strike fast... but jealousy strikes faster.
⚠️ Your Divine Essence is both a blessing and a curse... manage it wisely.
Immersive live-action FMV experience
Chinese myth-inspired fantasy setting
Multiple endings and branching choices
Humor, romance, and supernatural chaos
Thunder, temptation, and transcendence
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Languages: English, Japanese, Korean, Traditional Chinese*, Indonesian, Thai, Vietnamese, Malay, Simplified Chinese*, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Spanish - Latin America +3 more
Engagement
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Reviews
I’m probably not the target audience for this type of game, but generally speaking, I don’t think it’s very good. This isn’t the first Chinese FMV I’ve tried (the previous one, In Search of You, was terrible, while Ballshit was a bit nicer), but with this one, I found it truly difficult to get invested in any aspect of the production. Sure, the girls are very beautiful, but they’re beautiful in all these games; a couple of them here even act reasonably well. The story is supposed to be what makes the difference, but I didn't find this sect of 'immortality cultivators' interesting at all. There’s no structured or engaging gameplay—just the usual string of choices leading to fairly random outcomes, so no real thinking is required. The romantic side is non-existent, quite elementary and superficial, and there is no erotic content (you don’t even see a kiss!). Is the writing at least funny? Not at all. The comedy tries to rely on the actresses making funny faces, but the jokes are incredibly bland. I played for three hours, reached one ending, and I have no intention of spending any more time on it. Is this an issue with the Chinese FMV genre as a whole? I assume not. Even if it’s not really my thing, the genre could still produce interesting titles, but the individual components of these games simply need to be executed better.
Get the original one, this one has lower image quality, even with 2k dlc. and there's an annoying box that's always on the right side of the screen ruining immersion.
La traducción al español es horrible, parece que es hecha por IA ya que tiene errores muchos errores en su redacción y un problema incomodo cuando hay palabras con acento. Si saben ingles o chino es mejor opción jugarlo... Fuera de eso las actrices están bien bonitas.
Goty . El mejor datesim Wuxia, la trama, los personajes, la calidad de la producción, pareciese que estuviese leyendo un manhua o viendo un donghua. Excelente juego y un gusto haberme terminado todas las rutas :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZyAt3YCLQ Ladies, Don’t Tempt My Immortality - юмористическая FMV-игра в антураже китайской мифологии. Мы играем за ученика некой божественной школы боевых искусств, который постоянно попадает в забавные ситуации, связанные с окружающими его девочками. Игра качественная и смешная, рекомендую.
It's an OK fmv, maybe kinda weird from the western perspective but is still enjoyable. But I can't give a like to this game until they fix the bug where randomly some scenes freeze, and what's more important, on Steam Deck crashes. I bough this game specially to play it on the SD, so I can't give them a positive review until they fix it.
Очень хорошая игра с милыми девушками, огорчает только кривой перевод, но это лучше, чем если б его вообще не было( привет пять сердец под одной крышей 2 часть). Единственное, что не понравилось в сюжетке, так это то, что чтобы выйти на хорошую концовку, нужно ответить из 3 вопрос правильно только на последней, хотя иногда выборы в них очень нелогичные, что портит впечатление от финала, особенно у шифу. Хороший потенциал у компании, надеюсь они и дальше будут выпускать новые проекты. Однозначно рекомендую,. Постскриптум: Мастер, она же Шифу, самая лучшая девочка.
Very silly game, the purest guilty pleasure. BEWARE: It is the same game as https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545990/_/ but with some QoL update. [quote]Follow us for more [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45113328-Awesome-Adventure-Friends/] silly guilty pleasure FMVs[/url] [/quote]
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This was the first time I played a period-piece game, and I’m really glad I did. The story is incredibly rich, and the characters and lore are deep and well developed. I was fully invested from beginning to end. The acting is excellent, and the story is filled with romantic, funny, and even genuinely deep moments of introspection. The “true” ending, unlocked only after achieving all the happy endings with each character, not only adds great replayability but also delivers one of the best endings I’ve ever seen in a game like this. It genuinely moved me, and I was extremely satisfied with how everything concluded. This game was amazing from beginning to end. 10/10! ❤️
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