King of Dragon Balls

This game is so bad that it becomes somewhat funny. 90% of the gameplay can be seen in the trailer. In the end you simply glitch your way under the dragon and cut his balls off, idk, I skipped through the dialogues.

While I have only played this game for a short period of time, it is my life. I have achieved enlightenment from the masterly crafted story used in this game. КиКо is a story teller for the ages. Because of this game I kicked my herion addiction, found a wife, and started a family. I modeled myself after the knight. The nuts represent the lust for revenge inquired by the wizard, as this was all a ploy to destroy the royal family and become the king himself (neat little factoid only true Dragon Ballers know about). Overall, 10/10.

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King of Dragon Balls casts you as the prince tasked by the royal wizard to get some dragon eggs and save the princess. The dialogue is littered with what seems like a bad translation to English (if not the case then penned by a five year old) with a conclusion that leads to shenanigans. The controls for this title are fine when it comes to walking and jumping, but are rather clunky for how simplistic they function (three swings then a pause prior to a fourth to round out the combo). Despite having a shield there seems to be no way to defend yourself, making combat a bit tricky until you figure out what to do. You can easily plow through the skeletons until they start to show up with swords and bows. By the time you hit level six and they start to defend themselves, back away and kill the ones with swords and bows behind you, then attack the horde in front of you. Enemies also drop soul essence which fills the orbs on the bottom of the screen. The three attacks they provide are pretty helpful, but what essence you have if you die does not carry over when you tackle the level again. Those three orbs disappear when you confront the dragon (final boss) that makes up level ten. His flame attack drains your health, but it never turns around. Just go behind it and attack until it dies. That's the only real strategy that really works given you and the dragon share the same speed so if you're too close to the face death is essentially a guarantee. As for achievements, just kill everything in your way and finish the game. HOWEVER, the one for Saving the Princess can glitch if you don't read the on screen text. If it doesn't unlock you need to close the game, reload and press continue, or else you will be sent back to the beginning with a black screen. Overall, this review probably has more effort in it than the game itself. The overall length is about fifteen minutes, the story is marred with poor grammar, and the core concept of move right and hit stuff ends up boring. There's nothing here to have you come back either other than glitching said final achievement. The King of Dragon Balls is a boring experience that builds up to one poorly done joke the title gives away for free. Avoid this one, even at sale price.

very little gameplay, basically just click super fast and try not to get hit by the skeletons. however, I still managed to die a lot, which was extremely frustrating. as another reviewer mentioned, you can just run past the dragon and attack it from behind where it can't hit you, but this is more difficult than it sounds because if it starts breathing fire while you're running past, it is guaranteed to kill you. that person also mentioned that your health is infinitely regenerated while standing in the area where the "new round" messages appear, and this is true, but I've also noticed that the game seemingly doesn't allow you to damage the skeletons while you're standing there, so if you want to kill them and make more progress you'll have to make yourself vulnerable again. I don't know why the game even gives you a shield when you can't actually use it, the sorcerer calls it a "decorative shield" when he gives it to you which I guess is supposed to be a joke, but they should've just made it activated by the right click (since attacking is left click) or removed it from the game. overall I think this game is worth the price I paid for it, but that's because I paid nothing for it. it was gifted to me by a friend, and I don't think it was worth whatever price she paid. if you like to suffer, you will love this game. otherwise, I don't recommend spending your money on it.

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Perfect

Got dragon balls, got a wife, beat a dragon. Truly a masterpiece. My only complaint is that it wasn't longer.

[h1] Король драконьих [strike] яек [/strike] шариков [/h1] Простенький слешер типа "ходилка-дубилка напролом" с тремя видами "магии", ну плюс сражение с драконом, как вид отдельного геймплейного элемента. Сюжет: мы "пока ещё не король", а чтоб уже им стать, нам нужно сделать три вещи: найти артефакт, убить дракона и спасти принцессу. И не перепутать, а то мало ли... В общем, прорубаемся через скелетонов, как через лес, чтоб и дракону по шарам настучать, и артефакт стынуть, и принцессу [strike] за буйки помять [/strike] спасти. А что получится в итоге - увидите, ибо наш герой всё же не Атаман Козолуп с огромной секирой, а какой-то дуфрированный дятл. Геймплюй-мля: мы можем идти вперёд с олгядкой и отступлением назад, ибо враги и там спавнятся иногда, подпрыгивать над ловушками-гейзерами (иначе они убивают сразу или сильно коцают) и рубить всё мечом. Так же есть "магии" трёх видов: синяя типа как холод - морозит, превращая белых скелетронов в синих, красная видимо огонь и типа сжигает, а зелёная типа яд, от которого костянычи просто улетают в небеса, отличаются правда в основном ничем кроме визуала. И в сути наши эти "Turn undead'ы", полезные, когда душные костялыги щемят так, что дышать не видно, а хп уже почти нет, активируются на кнопки 1-2-3, но для 1 раза требуют полного заряда, который надо опять же собирать со скелетов, которые иногда несут эти заряды. Бой с драконом малость хитрее, ибо этот гад летает, но он всё же босс и потому так. В общем, прикольно, незамысловато и даже ачивы есть. 1000 шкилетов из 10 яиц дракона...

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