Just Squat

Игра Just Squat - это весёлый и необычный способ размяться прямо у экрана компьютера. Идея, конечно, абсурдная – управлять персонажем, приседая в реальной жизни – но именно эта абсурдность и делает игру привлекательной. Графика простая, но функциональная, не отвлекает от главного – выполнения приседаний. Отслеживание движений работает достаточно хорошо, хотя иногда бывают небольшие задержки, что может привести к комичным ситуациям. Геймплей незамысловатый: приседаешь, чтобы герой совершал определенные действия. Казалось бы, что тут сложного? Но после нескольких минут активной игры начинаешь ощущать жжение в ногах. Just Squat – отличный способ добавить физической активности в свою повседневную жизнь, особенно если не хочется идти в спортзал. Бонусом идет чувство юмора и возможность посмеяться над собой и своими неуклюжими попытками правильно присесть. Единственный минус - игра быстро надоедает, если заниматься ей слишком долго. Не хватает разнообразия в заданиях и режимах. В целом, рекомендую попробовать, особенно тем, кто ищет нестандартный способ поддерживать форму.

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"Just Squat" is a badly made Unity joke game, more e-book than anything else, but punctuated by RPG Maker like (ugh) top down pixelcrap adventure gaming and the odd shoot 'em up/bullet hell minigame. All of which is exceptionally badly put together. The topic is a joke game around a boy not wanting to do squats as part of his exercise routine. Okay, now we know for sure all the good ideas for video games have been used up. So, it's hard to describe this as a game, the focus of the product is more like that of an e-book/visual novel, there's only minor, shallow and uninteresting gameplay elements. The crux of this is to push some very low quality, badly done fan-fiction tier writing, where we see once more a developer fail to understand the importance of "Show, don't tell", and for whatever reason, weren't able to convey their narrative through gameplay, giving us endless lines of badly written e-book text instead. My gaming rig is not a kindle. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This is "free" enough (not every "free" game in the "free" section is truly free, there's usually some hidden price tag), at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. In terms of public reception, this failed. There's over 130 million unique gamers visiting Steam every month. SteamDB showed the game peaked at [b]only 3 concurrent players[/b]... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? This is a hard pass. There's no immediate financial commitment, but there are thousands of more compelling games on the platform that will give you a lot more enjoyment for your time. [b]Note: Joke reviews[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, mocking the game for just how bad it is. The comedians give us the usual "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should not be considered an accurate representation of the quality of the game.

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