Just Squat

무료게임은 추천주고 시작하는편 어떻게든 엔딩은 보고 리뷰쓰려고햇는데 짜증나서 껏기떄문에 다시 켤지는 모르겟네요 뭐 제짜증과 별개로 게임자체는 준수하게 만들어진편입니다 게임은 학교에서 일진에게 괴롭힘을 받은 덴젤형님의 인도하에 운동을시작하는데 그게 스쿼트...를 가장한 슈팅게임입니다 보조운동이라고 난이도올리는 옵션을 넣고 땀방울이라는 총알을쏴서 스쿼트를 물리치면 운동했으니까 스탯이오르고 그러면서 학교에서의 이야기나 헬스장에서 볼수있는 각종 인간군상들을 보는게 재밋긴한데... 제가 짜증난 부분은 슈팅쪽의 난이도가 짜증나는것도있지만 그놈의 회피가 이후 특별스킬이 더나오면 어떻게될진 모르겟지만 회피를하고나면 잠깐 균형을 잃엇다고 못움직이는데 회피를해봣자 그럼 남은탄막에 맞을뿐이고 근데 맞으면 자동으로 회피하도록 해놧더니 하하 회피한번하고 우다다처맞고 죽는꼬라지를봣어요... 슈팅게임의 난이도가 운동의 고난함을 상징하는거같은데 솔직히 실패해도 스토리보는데 문제는없을거같긴한데 선택지가 있는상황에서 이대로가면 배드엔딩 직진할거같은느낌에 짜증나서 껏습니다 아무튼 슈팅게임 잘하시고 헬스장 공감이있으신분들이면 즐길만하십니다

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"Just Squat" is a badly made Unity joke game, more e-book than anything else, but punctuated by RPG Maker like (ugh) top down pixelcrap adventure gaming and the odd shoot 'em up/bullet hell minigame. All of which is exceptionally badly put together. The topic is a joke game around a boy not wanting to do squats as part of his exercise routine. Okay, now we know for sure all the good ideas for video games have been used up. So, it's hard to describe this as a game, the focus of the product is more like that of an e-book/visual novel, there's only minor, shallow and uninteresting gameplay elements. The crux of this is to push some very low quality, badly done fan-fiction tier writing, where we see once more a developer fail to understand the importance of "Show, don't tell", and for whatever reason, weren't able to convey their narrative through gameplay, giving us endless lines of badly written e-book text instead. My gaming rig is not a kindle. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This is "free" enough (not every "free" game in the "free" section is truly free, there's usually some hidden price tag), at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. In terms of public reception, this failed. There's over 130 million unique gamers visiting Steam every month. SteamDB showed the game peaked at [b]only 3 concurrent players[/b]... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? This is a hard pass. There's no immediate financial commitment, but there are thousands of more compelling games on the platform that will give you a lot more enjoyment for your time. [b]Note: Joke reviews[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, mocking the game for just how bad it is. The comedians give us the usual "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should not be considered an accurate representation of the quality of the game.