Jesus Simulator

Para echarse unas risas está genial, pero nada más. Primero que el uso de la IA en ilustraciones, las voces... hace que todo se sienta tan robótico... Los NPCs se reciclan a más no poder y ni si quiera piensan en diferentes nombres para ellos. Los minijuegos para tratar de alargar la experiencia... Mira, el de rezar me tuvo cada minijuego de esos más de 5 minutos haciéndolo. Es bastante infumable. Hacen muchos saltos de la nada y pensé que iba a ser un poco más largo puesto que a pesar de no ser creyente me faltan cosas. Divertido si te lo tomas a risa, pero paciencia con los minijuegos

First off, I don't mind the idea. Retell religious texts in an interactive way. But for making a big deal of it being "historically and bibilically accurate" they screw up within the first key story! At the nativity, the wise men didn't actually show up until a few years after when Jesus was a toddler. Yet they have them show up in the manger, and then quote scripture saying Mary was in "her house." Like...come on. There's lots of stuff like this. Additionally, it doesn't get into any of the depth of the true message of the gospels. Just telling the stories in a bland, disconnected way, without any substance. You know Jesus himself told stories but they were to elaborate religious themes? This game completely fails at that. But the real kicker is the production value is absolute trash. The game looks terrible. The voice actors change multiple times throughout the game. I thought they were all AI but several blow out their mics in some takes (get a pop filter) so I assume it's real people. Gameplay is bad, bad minigames, or walking to get a thing and then move the thing, or just walk to a place. That's it. It looks awful. As mentioned it's all disjointed and disconnected. If you believe in Jesus, you'll find nothing here that's spiritual or uplifting, and you can't even use it as a means to recall biblical stories because they're inaccurate. If you aren't christian, there isn't even enough here for it to be entertaining or funny, it's just a slop game. This is shovelware. Don't buy it.

AI slop garbage that is unplayable as the minigames do not register your keyboard inputs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqudErv6guE

Breaking saturday sabbath is sin(Isaiah 66:23-24) And eating pork crab oyster shrimp (isaiah 66:16-17) And celebrating christmas easter halloween valentines(deuteronomy 12:30) and praying to statues and wearing crosses(exodus 20:4) and confessing the trinity(2 Thessalonians 2:3-4, Numbers 23:19) and supporting the IDF(Zechariah 14, Isaiah 1-3, Matthew 5:28-30) and supporting Donald Trump(Isaiah 31) and complaining about works based salvation(Ephesians 2:10, Revelation 3:2) And using guns for "self defense"(Matthew 5:38-40, Matthew 26:52) and telling people that smoking or drinking or saying potty words is a sin(Mark 7:6-9, john 2:10) and using the jesus name instead of Yeshua(John 5:42-43) And not warning other people about these sins(Ezekiel 33)

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I have been searching for a Jesus game. It had some volume changes when dialogue came through. Some pretty rough. Had to restart the game a few times because the puzzle froze on me. Moments you are left to wonder, Where do I go? But, I had fun! Had laughs and made some memories on stream. Would recommend if you are searching for a quick game to play with a story. Also, No end credits? I didn't see anything...

oh lord almighty, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. this game is not even worth free. bugged ♥♥♥♥ and waste of time. verdict: long answer: avoid at all costs short answer: HELL NO! AMEN!

Probably the worst game I've played. Definitely is not in a playable state.

DENIFTYWNIE NIE! wiodze jaka ideja przywisecła i okej spoko ale matko jedyna gra jest zrobiona ogromnie mini gierki z tego co mi wiadomo lubia sie pobugowaci i jest to takie drewanie ze musiłam sie zmuszaci aby przjesc kawłek gry szczerze dało sie anprwde to o wiele zrobic i ciekawiej widaci ze brakło tutja doświadczenia w robeniu gier jedyna wartosica którra wiedze to że jak ktoś nie zna Bibjlji to moze coś gdzies ale tez nie bardzo wienc bardzo mi przykro ale musze odmówic polecnia tej gry bo gra sie naprwde źle jak komuś naprwde zalezy to przeczytajcie sobie lub wysłuchacji Bibjlji w lepszy sposób i ciekawiej by było. Twócy prosze zastnaówcie sie nad tym co zrobliscie i poprawcie to bo nadal macie szansze to naprwic i dajcie znac jak kompletnie ogranecie gre to chetnie mzienie opinie po zagraniu jesli gra bedzie dobra ✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂--- FOR DEV - READ THIS ! if you want know somethnig about you game more/ some specific just write us on commect ok ? i will rewrite in commect Piszemy rónież normlane pełno prawne recnezje więc jeśli Szukasz więcej recnezji/naszej twórczosci zapraszam na mój profil steam w sekcji recnezji lub zastnawiesz się czemu tyle błedów ? Zapraszam do obserowania i przecyztania opisu na mojej grupie kuratora Aga i my steam curator w internetach

Hier spricht Jesus persönlich und ich kann nur sagen. DIESES SPIEL IST ARSCH. SO ARSCH. Ich höre nur zu es könnte genau so ein HÖRBUCH sein. gefühlt nur zuhören und kaum Interaktion. DAS SCHLECHTESTE SPIEL IM PARADIES UND AUF ERDEN. 0 von 10 Myrren.