Huge Enemy - Worldbreakers

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This game first had a price, now it is free. If you didn’t get how wrong things went for this to happen here is a full list. [list] [*] Performance. The game barely works: I had around 4-5 crashes PER HOUR on average. And no, those crashes are not predictable - they are completely random, on any level, at any point. Add to this long loading times and unskippable dialogues and the whole experience becomes extremely frustrating. There is also some weird stuff with resolution: no matter what I did I couldn’t force the game to use the whole monitor and the actual area of the game didn’t seem to change regardless of the option I picked. [*] Plot. There isn’t much of it but it is just bad: horribly written dialogues and unfunny puns voiced by text to speech engine make you wish you could skip that stuff entirely. [*] Weapons. I have seen 2 types of weapons in SMUPs: either you have a few guns that are used for different roles or you have a lot of guns with growing power levels. This game takes the worst from both systems: there are only a few guns that do different things but they have a clear power distinction so you are basically forced to use the last weapon you have unlocked and upgraded. What is even funnier is that your first weapon is obsolete in the first level, as it is way too weak and you are given the second weapon at the start of the same mission. What is not funny is the fact that you basically have to grind the first two levels to save up for upgrades as the prices are just laughably high and without grinding you will have problems with clearing even the third mission. [*] Enemies. There are two kinds here: boring generic ones and complete BS ones, in case you need explanation for the second type - those enemies will fire undodgeable lasers from out of the screen with no signaling, or they have small projectiles of the same exact colours that is your gun so you will not see it coming, or in case of some bosses - their attacks have no sign of starting, and since there is no pattern you will just receive cheap damage that feels unfair and frustrating. Also there is a lot of bullet/enemy spam, and receiving a hit will enable invul and disable your dodge basically making sure that you will be hit again as soon as the invul runs out so there is plenty of frustration even on the boring enemies too. [/list] The only good thing I can say about this game: it looks ok and the soundtrack isn’t that bad, but it doesn’t really matter when the game is this awful.