Hitler is my crush

очень познавательная игра, рекомендую каждому еврею

HIMC. Hate. Hate. Hate. Let me tell you how much I have grown to HATE Hitler is my crush since I've installed the game. If I spent every second since the big bang writing the word hate on an endless chalkboard, the hate on that board would not reach one one-billionth of the length necessary to convey the HATE I feel for this game. HATE. HATE! Hitler is my crush is a game so antithetical to the art of electronic entertainment that it feels inappropriate to use that particular moniker "game" to even describe it. Never before have I witnessed such a combination of depravity and shamelessness. If every video game ever made was even 10% more similar to this game than they are now, I am certain the entire industry would be dead and buried. Ignoring the obvious problem with an infatuation with one of history's greatest monsters, the game is monetized in more ways than it isn't. As if it weren't insulting enough to pay something for this experience, there are multiple paid DLCs. MULTIPLE. It's enough to give my aneurism an aneurism. The achievements unlock almost nonsensically at random without provocation assaulting me in tandem with visuals so poor they're begging for money and music that can only be described the second worst thing someone can experience on the internet. If continuing to play this game was the only way to preserve the life of a loved one, I would execute my own kin personally just to save myself the grief! The level design is a masterclass on how not to design a level in a video game and to describe the "combat" as anything other than hoping for the best would be a stretch that makes the likes of plastic man jealous. The game truly has it all: random pits, awkward geometry, enemies that barely function, and an anticlimax ending that serves as SUCH an anticlimax it reverses the effects of intimacy. An actual thief steals less than this game does. This game manages to steal your time AND money while offering next to nothing original of its own. The whole experience is like hiring the hamburgler to show up at your friends funeral and kill the priest. 0/10. DO NOT BUY!

altamente recomendado es un indie muy exitoso que cuenta la historia de una adolescente enamorada de su compañero aldolfo y esta adolescente se va a la guerra para salvar a su compañero ssecuestrado altamente recomendado. lo malo: no hay apaariamiento ni fisicas en el pecho de la chica. lo bueno: adolfo

希特勒特殊cg呢，bgm有个刘夫妻小子一直在银角给我听石更了

Как же разраб задрал. Я прошел игру на все ачивки и ладно, с большим обновлением выпускается пак новых достижений, тогда можно и просмотреть обнову так и докучи снова дойти до медальки. Но автор же раздолбай, выпустил одно единственное достижение "67", СИКС СЕВЕН БЛ*ТЬ. К черту эту игру, хотел постоянно ее держать в идеальных играх, но автор обмазывается каллом

Came in expecting garbage. Left with an absolute banger. 10/10, somehow.

Stop adding achievements you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, im tired of redownloading this