
Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 1.38/day in the week to Aug 3 → 6.86/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs. The game offers a unique experience of exploring an alternative history, where absurdity and satire become key elements. Get ready for unpredictable adventures and humor that connoisseurs of non-standard gaming experiences will appreciate. Delve into the world of absurdity and laughter with Hitler is my Crush!
Hitler is my Crush is a satirical and parodic third-person shooter with elements of black humor, where you play as a girl in love with Adolf Hitler, having learned that your loved one has been kidnapped, you, like a real girl in love, go to capture the city where you will be stopped by communist soldiers in Nazi uniforms and other opponents, you need to FIND AND SAVE YOUR BELOVED ADOLF HITLER!

Small but dangerous traps
Enemies eager to kill you and prevent you from seeing your Beloved HITLER
Unusual and unexpected surprises
Dangerous BOSS and his servants who are holding their beloved HITLER
Beautiful anime girl who is crazy about Hitler
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Add-ons
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Reviews
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Reviews
[h1]Hitler is my crush[/h1] Bueno, ya el nombre dice bastante, vamos a ver qu[b]- ¿¿¿¡¡¡PERO QUÉ CAR-AJO??!!![/b] El menú tiene varios skibidi toilets, y la música en slowed and reverb de [b]SKIBIDI DUB DUB DUB YES YES, SKIBIDI DUBUDI DIB DIB.[/b] Justamente [b]hoy añadieron una actualización con... Lootboxes.[/b] Así es, una lootbox gratis cada día, [b]Y LOOT BOXES PAGAS.[/b] HERMANO, WTF. NOOO, APENAS LE DOY A INICIAR PARTIDA LA MÚSICA ES UN TREMENDO REMIX DE SIX SEVEN, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEN, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MI CEREBROOOOOOOOO. Usas a una mona china en tercera persona, venciendo enemigos de lo más bizarros mientras avanzas para salvar a tu crush, el pintor austríaco con bigote. Las armas no tiene sonido... Los pasos tampoco. Y el asset de la mona china es el mismo que he visto en otros juegos, de supuestamente "diferentes creadores". O son todos la misma persona, o los sacan del mismo lugar por 10 pesos. LA PTM, DE REPENTE SE EMPEZÓ A REPRODUCIR DE NUEVO LA MÚSICA DEL MENÚ, PERO ENCIMA DE LA DE SIX SEVEN AMBAS SUPERPUEST-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGDFGJKASDJIFASJIKD. LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE, LOS SKIBIDI TOILETS TIENEN TREMENDO SONIDO JUMPSCARE Y VAN HACIA VOS A LA VELOCIDAD DE LA LUZ. Cambió la música a... [b]Oi oi oi, burrito bandito.[/b] Está tan bien traducido que aunque selecciones español o inglés te salen cosas en ruso, su idioma original. HASTA ME ENCONTRÉ UN TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR. Siento que jugar y escribir una reseña de esto es lo más cercano que he estado a los sueños que he tenido con fiebre. [h1]CACONA FUMADA.[/h1] [b]Actualización inesperada:[/b] El creador respondió a la reseña diciendo que el punto del juego era que fuera así, y que algunas de las cosas que dije ni siquiera eran ciertas. No pude ni responderle porque su comentario desapareció (No sé si hubo algún bug o si él mismo lo borró) Así que bueno, si vuelve a leer esto, me gustaría saber qué cosas no eran ciertas, porque los bugs de sonidos están, las lootboxes pagas están, y el resto soy yo mencionando canciones y enemigos, que también están 🤡
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Languages: English*, Simplified Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian, Spanish - Spain*languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 226 reviews with recorded playtime.
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10/10 This game saved my marriage. I used to be impotent, but Hitler in this game is so insanely sexy that I immediately got hard.
Знаете, это даже не сравнится с фурри динозавриком который остался у меня в сердце, эта игра просто небо и земля с играми крупных студий, вот сейчас сижу и жалею что купил дед стрейдинг ведь я мог купить длс к ней и не влезать в долги. Нам в кратчайших деталях рассказывают историю героя: о его горе и счастье, так же длс abult content 18+ еще больше дополняет сам сюжет. Мне очень понравился главный герой что я болел за него до самого конца игры. Хочу сказать что в динозаврике в помине не было настроек звука и разрабы этого шедевра понимали что кровь из ушей в какой то мере не лучший вариант и решили добавить настройку громкости! Еще можно поговорить о музыке - отдельный вид искусства начиная с бобрито бандито заканчивая 67 и песни про пиво вроде, они как будто ласкают мои уши и я уже добавил их в свой плейлист, а последний босс файт просто вишня на торте такого поворота событий я не ожидал! Игра на более +-♥♥♥♥ часов просто я нашел баг и прошел за 38 минут, а так всем очень советую, да в ней есть не до четы но не такие критичные. А ну и достижение! таких сложных и интересных достижений я еще не видел. В том же рдр одни душные колектобалсы, а тут ПОТРОГАТЬ ТРАВУ это просто нереально интересное приключение которое смогло пройти лишь 0,01 % игроков и это даже не я (наверное). Не ну игра 100% останется в моей половине сердца с другой игрой про динозаврика, я опять повторюсь это ШЕДЕЕЕЕВР и наверно я пройду его еще раз. а сейчас пойду выпрашивать деньги на длс
This was the worst 24 minutes and the worst euro i have ever spent. This game is good to gift as a joke but not to play
旷世史作,唯一的作用就是送朋友
Honestly? You can't call yourself a true gamer without having experienced this masterpiece. The music volume slider don't work. The Y axis mouse sensitivity slider is off screen. The harsh render distance cutoff. The brainrot music. The needlessly erotic anime woman. It all just... comes together to form modern art. 10/10, would gift to all my friends just to show them what they're truly missing.
В трейлере обман скибиди туалеты не взрываются со звуком резаной свиньи, я расстроен
очень хорошая игра, саундтреки подобраны идеально, сюжет на уровне гта 5, игра точно стоит своих денег
建模粗糙,内容烂造。动作诡异,比例奇特。 还坚持更新??? 可以说这个游戏唯一的意义就是送给朋友恶心人。 但我是被送的那个。
世界上制作最精良的游戏,我最爱的游戏,最美妙最可爱最拥有艺术造诣的游戏。我爱它
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