Happy Empire - A Bouquet for the Princess

Scheiß die Wand an! Alle 81 Level waren noch nie so einschläfernd wie hier, trotz Kaffee intravenös. Alle Level spielen sich gleich. Alle Level sehen auch gleich aus. Alle Level haben die gleichen Aufgaben. Alle Level haben die gleichen Häuser und Handelspartner. Alle Level haben die gleiche Dudelmusik, die von Dracula stammen muss. Alle Level sind einfach nur Kagge gemacht. Alle Steam Errungenschaften schafft keiner, weil verbugt, oder kommen nicht mal im Spiel vor. Alle Missionen sind so einfach, dass man nebenher noch schlafen kann. Alles was ich schreibe ist so gleich und langweilig und ermüdend wie das Spiel selbst. Alle Level zeigen den Bossgegner, aber selbst im letzten Level muss man nicht mal gegen ihn kämpfen, oder hab ich bei der kurzen Story geschlafen und das ist gar nicht der Bossgegner, sondern Manuel Neuer, und ich spiele gar nicht mehr, sondern träume davon, mit der Stirn auf der Tastatur, und ich heiße gar nicht Mertz, sondern Quertz??? Fazit: Alle die jetzt immer noch nicht eingeschlafen sind, sollen es trotzdem nicht kaufen. Wie ich immer zu sagen pflege: "schlafen, schlafen, schlafen" Häh? Ach so. ^^

I typically love this kind of game but this one is ridiculously bad. The UX is terrible, there is no strategy to follow, you can sometimes leave the map with half the stuff on it, there is no real challenge to any level (except for the odd one where you need 2 stones to finish and there is no second one... and when you think you're gonna be stuck because the game has a major flaw, somehow one appears in your inventory while you didn't do anything?) Sometimes you can queue the next item, sometimes you can't and it's random. sometimes you can queue one, sometimes two... I have to gather some vials or diamonds that have nothing to do with the game objectives and idk what they're used for. The dialogs with the NPCs are impossible to navigate... the magician in the corner does nothing except block some items sometimes but i have so much time to complete the level it doesn't even matter... I want these games to be challenging, but in a good way, which this one certainly fails at!

So this game feels half finished. It is bright and sparkely and in the beginning have these story textboxes that cover half the screen -and as many of these games run on a timer, feels like a stress moment to get rid of. It is .. a few of the maps the house spawning your peasants sits on a different spot on the map then were they actually turn out. The maps have fail states so if one goes ahead and try to collect everything (like I do since other games want you to clear out everything) you might find yourself without enough resources to actually finish the goals of the map. Which is fine, only a different way to win the map. There are many extra resources that I frankly don't know why I should collect them. Do I need them in some sort of end game? There might be three locks on a map, two key, yet I only need one to clear the objectives. As the timer is so far, 3/4ths through the game, big enough for you to clear a map by going the long way around instead of opening the gates for short cuts. No idea if I would somehow benefit to get that extra key or food or special food -as the resources doesn't carry over to the next map. Nor does it really become any more difficult as you progress. The loading time is fairly long. And in the later game there have been very few of those story pop ups either, making me question what I am really meant to do. There are so many better versions of this kind of game out there. Not worth wasting your time on. I am simply doing it to see if there actually are any kind of end game.

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Terrible game. When you've played one level you've played them all, with the only difference being an alternative road layout and buildings swapped in and out (wouldn't be surprised if all the levels were computer generated rather than designed). If you're lucky, you'll find a level where the buildings you need to visit will actually appear on the map, queued actions may get carried out, or pop ups won't cover the screen. There is no challenge in the gameplay, with completion possible without visiting half of the map and in a time that barely registers on the limit. May try and finish off the achievements to avoid accidentally re-installing it at a later date, but that is the only reason to play it.

It's surprising how from a very simple mechanics derives so much joy and fun. Jokes are good, really! The only game I can never find a reason not to buy. It's a simple (is it?) adventure/strategy game, good story and freaking jokes. Has achievements (many) and nice graphics. The gameplay is fast and satisfying. Really fun stuff! Don't bother reading reviews just buy the game and enjoy!

buggy and unplayable

Do not buy this game. It's broken. I couldn't even get past the first level as it CTD'd at the end-level-"cut scene" every single time I tried to play it. Refunded. [edit] I have discovered that not only does this dev lie about fixing problems and delivering patches, but they actively censor criticism as well, removing warnings about their broken game on the Steam Community, and banning people who try to stop others from getting burned. Avoid this game (and the associated dev) *at all costs!*

I love games of this genre, but this one is buggy (couldn't open it in fullscreen mode in Win 10, Achievements not working properly, there are a lot of graphic issues) and at the current state not enjoyable.

1. oyunda olduğu gibi serinin 2. oyunu da baştan sona bug dolu. Oyunlarından hala hata fışkırıyor. Vurdumduymaz geliştiriciler işse oyuncuların geri dönüşlerini dikkate almıyor. Sattık gitti bitti modunda takılıyorlar. Almayın pişman olursunuz. Bunun yerine yine bu tarz diğer oyunları tercih edebilirsiniz. Örneğin; 12 Labours Hercules serisi. Ama bu oyunu kesinlikle tavsiye etmiyorum. BERBAT. Sayısal değerlendirmem: 1. Kullanıcı Arayüzü: 3/10 2. Menü: 3/10 3. Grafikler: 3/10 4. Hikâye: 3/10 5. Senaryo: 1/10 6. Müzikler: 2/10 7. Sahneler: 0/10 8. Mekanik: 2/10 9. SFX: 3/10 10. Oynanış: 2/10 Toplam: 22/100 (70+/100 oyunları tavsiye ederim.)