鬼畜大冒险 Gui Chu Da Mao Xian

I have no idea what's going on, but at one point I got into a knife fight with Hitler. 10/10 Would knife fight with Hitler again. XD

I dont understand how a game can be this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good

蜀黍我啊 最喜欢鬼畜视频和磁场颠佬了 鬼畜全明星应该是等同苏联笑话 属于人类珍贵的非物质文化遗产 具有崇高的社会地位 这个游戏最大问题是出场人物太少了 刚才准备用半个钟算下 [strike]结果一不小心就看了一上午鬼畜视频[/strike] 光我说得上来的鬼畜全明星 大概有300人+ 游戏这么点点内容 还未够班啊 弟弟!.。

纯玩梗的游戏，其实挺无聊的。 而且有些梗太老了，游戏是18年的，7年之后的今天（25年）很多梗已经没人知道了。

如果不给这种烂游戏留下差评，内心就好像欠下了无法偿还的罪孽。

what is happening

假如这个游戏能活到十年后，十年后的年轻人就可以通过这个游戏生动形象的学习到鬼畜文化了

鬼畜大冒险 Gui Chu Da Mao Xian is simply the best game to exist on the Steam Platform. It has a wonderfully well made interface that manages to keep you immersed in the game without giving too much attention to the technical details, and of course is absolutely beautiful with gameplay. This game will immerse you in it's beautiful round-a-bout turn based combat. The mechanics simply cannot be challenged by the slacking RPG Makers of the past and future. 鬼畜大冒险 Gui Chu Da Mao Xian easily overtakes the 3D fighting games, novels and loads of trash that surround this holy grail of an experience. Anyone who disagrees with the amount of gameplay, techniques, playstyles and options may be simply biased or brainwashed. I can most certainly say that this games graphics challenges even reality itself, as Virtual Reality, other animation, 2D and 3D games do not compare to the masterpiece known as 鬼畜大冒险 Gui Chu Da Mao Xian. This game has been a major contribution to my awakening and realization of the meaning of life. This game is an immediate eye-opening godsend that should be studied for future generations until death do us part. The story arcs, character designs, and character development put in by the developers is quite literally an amazing feat by humanity. This game has been turned into an instant classic, and will pave the way for the development of not just games, but technology and social values as a whole. The game is a must play, and must be researched and developed for better, more amazing technological advancements for the universe.

鬼畜大冒险 Gui Chu Da Mao Xian is not a game, it's a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure e-book that's been dumped on Steam masquerading as a game. The vast majority of this E-book is just a lot of clicking through badly written dialogue that would never have been accepted or published in print, which poses the question, "How did something this badly written end up on Steam?". To answer that question: When someone hoping to become an author is unable to get published in print, they spend $100 and dump their high school fan-fiction onto Steam, under the guise of a game. There's no English translation for the E-Book, but that's ok. It turns out, the language of bad writing and bad visual novel construction kits is universal. The plot for this E-book is more amusing than the content, the idea is that you are mysteriously fighting powerful figures (including fascist dictators, as the screenshots will tell you) and must discover why. It's kind of like the plot of Highlander, except really bad. This e-book was slapped together with the godawfully bad RenPy Visual Novel/E-Book construction kit, so just like no professional writing took place here, no professional game development took place either, it's just a product of filling out templates in the construction kit. This particular E-Book/CYOA does have some "stats", numbers added to create the illusion of gameplay, but these numbers are less meaningful than the stats in an old Fighting Fantasy novel, and have little bearing on the various E-book endings this visual novel provides. Nobody finished reading a Steve Jackson Fighting Fantasy book and said "Boy, what a great game I just played!". Because books aren't games. And neither is this. Visual novels/e-books are tedious at best... imagine the best novel you ever read, be that Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or 2001: A Space Odyssey or Twilight (if you have terrible taste in literature), but then translate that to a format where the words dribble out and you have to click your mouse every time you wanted to read the next sentence, instead of just turning the pages. You'd think it was garbage. Now imagine that experience, but with much worse writing (because if these guys could write professionally, they'd be published authors and this would be on shelves in bookstores, and they wouldn't have to pay Valve $100 to self-publish this on Steam), and you have your average Steam e-book. One of the chief problems with failed authors polluting Steam with non-game E-books is that E-books can easily just be presented in a web browser... there's no justification for charging money on Steam for what might as well be a webpage. We don't spend thousands on buying a gaming rig to spend money on Steam for something Chrome or Firefox could do. You can get better quality books and comics for free online or from public libraries, or from bookstores for a fraction of the price of this "game". Steam isn't a comic book store, neither is it Netflix, it's for games. Your gaming rig is not a Kindle. It's impossible for me to recommend things to PC gamers that aren't really games. The E-Book never really caught on with the millions of gamers on Steam, with a very low peak player count close to launch, and then just a handful of players launching this E-Book every couple of days. This is undoubtedly caused by factors such as those raised in this review. It's always helpful with buying decisions to consider how popular and successful the product is, and unfortunately while this did accumulate a few participation trophy reviews, overall, people just aren't using it. So, should you buy this E-Book? 鬼畜大冒险 Gui Chu Da Mao Xian is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the E-Book, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [b]Note:[/b] Due to the very poor quality of the E-Book, all the comedians came out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the English reviews for this E-Book are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. That gives the E-book a somewhat misleadingly positive score, so as always, use your discretion when deciding whether to buy.

Many of the characters inside the game look familiar. Sometimes a fun game does not need exquisite modeling and realistic painting, as long as there is an interesting idea, it can also bring joy to people.