Grandpa High on Retro

O jogo é engraçado e realmente da pra se divertir com ele. A jogabilidade é bem ruinzinha, mas por ser indie e já esperando a qualidade que você ve nas imagens, é de se suportar. As armas são totalmente desbalanceadas, você vai usar 1 ou 2 o jogo todo. As missões são bem rapidas, até pq só tem 2 até o momento e consegui terminar elas em menos de 2h. Tem alguns bugs e algumas coisas q da pra polir, mas no geral o jogo é legal, acho que vale o preço na promoção. Não jogaria novamente no futuro, eu acho, mas quando sair mais missões provavelmente eu jogue. Não vou reembolsar e recomendo não reembolsar se comprar, é um jogo indie, para os devs faz muita diferença.

weirdly enough this was a good story. ROFL. 9/10 humor 7/10 gameplay 7.5/10 voice acting 8/10 story 2/10 AWP seems kind of useless as a weapon. 1/10 looting system, quick loot or ♥♥♥♥ click - dragging it in is painful this is a playful raunchy shooter.

10/10 game got high had edibles ****ed an old hag went on a p***y adventure got mind f***ed while i'm at it would do it again

What a master piece, never in my life have my vision spheres beheld such a profound aura as this game. My only complaint is that there isn't more content. The upcoming DLC release is going to be more hyped than Christopher Nolans Odyssey. Actually, there is no other story more worth of sir Nolans Attention than this one. Grandpa is the archtypal hero protagonist. The antithisis of what it means to be a human being. The story is what shines here, the themes, deeper than that really deep trench in the ocean. Grandpa is what everyone wishes their grandpa could be, a hero past their prime but still kicking but like Joel from the last of us. But the story also refelcts deeply on our cultures lack of respect for the elderly, and this changed my entire perspective on the American nursing home system entirely. Grandpas entire quest to clap some cheeks is a metaphorical journey of finding love, and how often times older people have to go to hell and back just to get some love. (Spoiler: Grandpa gets his love). He has this incredible skillset, developed over years and years of military service, and uses his wisdom to benefit the lives of others. The relation ship between him and his grandson is peak writting, never in my life have I witnessed such a compelling dynamic between two characters. We're talking batman and robin type chemistry. The first free DLC really highlights this dynamic. But it also shows us grandpas powerful character and will, his willingness to explore the unknown regions of his understanding and educate himself on female anatomy, which is something our educational system is lacking substantially. Grandpa is no sexist, he's a revolutionary free age thinker, wanting to care for womens health when the doctors and the health care system wants to destroy them. This game alone is enough to convince oneself to treat women with respect and kindness to new extremes the world has yet to see. This is all just the story this game brings to the table. The gameplay is exquisite. It's classy, smooth, and makes you feel like grandpa. I was imersed, the music, the custom track, the sound design, the texturing. Everything blended together in a perfect harmony to create this magical experience. You really feel like grandpa when you play this game. And you feel his same desire to get some crazy play, and he deserves it. Gramps is an animal, an absolute legend. And he works hard for his rewards, another lesson we learn from his adventure. In this game, I see a franchise, a universe, the next Marvel. And it's all going to start with Gramps. I recommend this game 10/10

suuuper underwhelming. Very boring and repetitive, cutscenes are funny but thats the only thing that the game has going for it. It is not even light stupid fun, it's just a very low quality piece of media disguised as a game. Very disappointing, as I wanted to like the game. Don't be fooled by the trailer.

game is cool but runs surprisingly bad on my laptop. didnt expect it to. im not too tech savvy, so im sorry if my specs are way below what is required.

Considering it's made by just one guy, its a fun little ride and the free DLC's give it great value. Felt like playing a 6th gen shooter.