Goonya Monster

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Might as well rewrite my review for this...! Goonya Monster is definitely, for the genre, a dead game. It's exceedingly rare that you'll ever find yourself in a lobby with another human Buster, much less another human Monster. Since the CPU ranges from fairly competent to abysmally bad, it's a little hard to actually get good at the game now. Not that it matters, since no one's ever on. There are some other complaints that others have regarding this game that I tend to agree with as well. For example, the English dub was questionably handled (JP dub is a lot better quality-wise), and the game feels a little... hard to get into at first, if that makes sense. Despite everything... I genuinely love this game. Sure, there are a lot of issues, but there's a certain charm that the game has. Something about it keeps drawing me back to play each month for at least a few hours. It's repetitive, as my friend lamented to me, but I really don't mind that. And to be honest? I really, really enjoyed the story. Hell, at one point I started grinding episode matches for hours on end just so I could read more of it. It's a shame that most people probably wouldn't be willing to put up with the game long enough to see the whole thing themselves. Goonya Monster is definitely not everyone's cup of tea, so to speak, but I am definitely glad I gave it a try myself. The game goes on sale somewhat often, I bought the game for one Canadian dollar myself. If fighting with and against the AI doesn't bother you, I highly suggest at least giving this game a try if it is on sale. ...Obligatory "Came for Fake Type, stayed for Anemone" comment.