
Guide Wilson Cooper to his destiny
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Uhm... no.. just no
I got this game in a bundle before, so I was not as irritated as some people who paid full price. It has a number of bugs in it - one causes the game to crash. It is pretty short (under 10 minutes), art is okay, the whole thing is kind of something you would have seen on Newgrounds before. The best part of the game was the business dude conversations which ended up making me laugh. I don't recommend buying it, instead just go watch the 5 min let's play of it.
If this is supposed to be the remastered version of an older game, then why is it so insufferably tedious to play? Everything screams rush job here. Some things are intentionally badly done (graphics notably), which is fine by me, but the UI is horrendous, some of the voice acting is painfully delivered through a faulty microphone, there's a crash at the baker shop (I managed to circumvent it by selling for $5 and then immediately leaving the shop), there is no save feature (all right, you can finish the game in less than 10 minutes but when you have to re-do it several times to get past that crash, it gets annoying), the inventory is ridiculous, and worst of all, you have to move with the arrow keys and bring up the inventory with the 'i' key, while the rest is done with the mouse... Sorry? You couldn't spend five minutes adding arrow icons to the left and right borders of the screen, and an Inventory icon in a corner? I liked Tokyo Hosto and even recommended it, and I had a few laugh at the silly conversations in here too. But at this point, it's just a ridiculous scam attempt, a project that was destined from the start to be bundled so the guy could make a few easy bucks and not have to worry about people asking for refunds. This would be enough to make you lose faith in the indie scene...
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Completed the game, just wish there was more tits. (y)
Well, the game is pretty stupid and funny up until the point you get stuck. Can't use the inventory with anyone and people won't acknowledge the weed after I obtain it. Thumbs down until the game properly works again.
this game left a big impact on me when i played it on xbox 360 like a decade ago and maybe its just the rosy tint of nostalgia glasses but i still think its pretty funny, this pc port doesnt seem to work properly tho, the keyboard controls are missing the ability to use the items in the inventory properly and the game doesnt seem to work on controller either which is really disappointing, so basically you can only get half way through the game to the point where you need to combine the spism with the pie and then you cant progress. if you want to play this id recommend playing the original on the xbox 360 indie store. i feel really sad not being able to recommend this game because i still like it but this version of it just isnt functional.
This game can literally not be finished!. I actually played this game many years ago on the Xbox 360 when it was released and I remember clearly finishing it however it looks like this PC port is completely bugged or something as I can't seem to progress any further after a certain point in the game. Overall though the game itself did get a few laughs out of me so that's a plus I guess but it's still a shame you can't complete it and because of that I just can't recommended it.
A bad High School project that ended up on Steam somehow. It's honestly just a giant heap of glitch. If you want to play a game that is like this, just go play the Riddle School series.
This game is painful, physically painful. The audio seems to be recorded on a laptop. After about 5 minutes the game crashed. Its lot even the size of a video file.
I got rich<3, and i will die gaming!
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