
Guide Wilson Cooper to his destiny
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This... is.. bad...
Just... awful.
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Hours played at review time, across 33 reviews with recorded playtime.
This is the Greatest Baller of All Time Except Ben Seib
This is an extremely low effort point and click game. It's not Retro styled, the developer was even lazier than that. At best, one could optimistically say the developer released a "satirical interactive artwork", but this is simply too kind. Graphics/Art: Terrible. Paintshop screens. No real animations. Voice acting, but extremely low effort drunk people doing one-takes on the lines. Gameplay: Terrible. The character movement is clunky. It's a point and click adventure but not in a cool way - the developer took no care and didn't bother polishing anything. You can skip dialogue but it skips it inaccurately and blows past most of the speech, but the speech bubbles aren't aligned properly anyway so you end up repeating the terrible dialogue. There's no depth or interesting puzzles, it's flat and lazy. The game makes a halfhearted effort at being slightly edgy, which at best comes off as some of the B section content of GTA without any of the surrounding gameplay. Technology: Terrible. Looks and feels like a flash game. Resolution can't be changed. Clunky interface lacks polish and it shows, it's glitchy and janky. This is an extremely poor effort and arguably should be removed. At best it's a very poor satire.
so what should i do in the game?wasting my time
Awful, most of the pictures arnt accessible. Even though it was gifted to me, It feels embarrasing just having it in my library. Don't know why I don't delete it, though.
Does not deserve to be purchased. Can not even get to some of the places shown as pictures from game. Game is a joke almost funny but not really. More so sad that this stuff is allowed on the internet to be bought. Does steam not playtest anything before allowing it on steam. -Got this free with another purchase of much better game For real do not buy this unless you plan to shame yourself.
Do not buy. no real gameplay, way too expensive, ♥♥♥♥ graphics and storyline.
Tags: Adventure - P&C - Point & Click Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Does not full screen. Stuck playing in a small window. Game does not have interaction icons. Story makes no sense and is really poorly thought out, voice acting does not even try to be half credible. Comes across as very lazy. The only one animation I saw had sprites clipping through each other. I could navigate through three little environments each containing a useless NPC then progress got stuck. Could not navigate to adjacent screens nor did I find any way to pick up stuff or anything.
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