Носковраздор

Это было не просто смело, это было пи*дец как смело

Хотел заблокировать интернет всем своим друзьям по ip, но они до сих пор играют в айзека, за возможность спасибо, но реалистичность 1/10

Бессмысленный кликер, в который попытались впихнуть сюжет, который ни на что не влияет

Сама идея игры может и неплохая.... Но реализация крайне печальная. По сути это кликер с 4 типами улучшений, которые ещё и статичны. Для жанра это не просто мало, это катастрофически мало. Да, формально есть ещё возможность вводить случайный текст (и ждать, пока нейронка напишет свой нейрослоп), но это надоедает очень быстро. Случайные события скучные (и почти бесполезные), а весь геймплей сводится либо к ломанию мышки закликиванием, либо ожидания конца дня (потому что пока не нажать кнопку - новый день не начнётся). Всё это приводит к тому, что даже первое прохождение игры - весьма сомнительное достижение, которое говорит о том, что игроку либо долго нечем заняться, либо не жалко мышку. Почта работает так себе (не нашёл (но, честно, особо не искал) способ разделить нейрослоп от каких-то всевдосюжетных писем), дейлики каждый день однообразные. Счётчик недовольства.... ну, отвечает за выдачу 4-5 записанных аудиозаписей, быстро доходит до 100% и становится просто красной линией в углу экрана. Однако идея интересная, было бы неплохо, если бы в игре было больше от кликера (разные улучшения, повышение цен на них, несколько способов роста) и меньше нейронок. Я бы сказал, что для меня она своих денег стоила, но я не заплатил за неё не рубля. Покупать же я, ну не знаю, наверно всё-таки не стоит.

[i]Носковраздор[/i] delivers exactly what you expect, it's a brainless clicker. It follows the tired incrementer formula of clicking buttons to inflate digital numbers so you can buy more stuff so the numbers go higher when you click. It's all so tedious. The technical presentation is amateurish and comes across as lazy, the whole thing could have been done in a browser, yet here we are once more seeing amateur developers confuse Steam for Firefox and Chrome and dumping browser tier shovelware on the store. There's no English translation for the game, but that's ok. It turns out, the language of bad games is universal. The incredibly sloppy, shallow gameplay of this Russian shovelware is matched by an equally poor quality technical implementation. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. The amateur pixelcrap visual presentation here at best could have been an attempt to use "retro" as a crutch, a weak excuse to avoid admitting the developer wasn't capable of doing the job of a game developer this decade and creating cutting edge, high quality 3D visuals. While a lack of skill or funding is the explanation for this failure, it's no excuse. The end result of this incompetence is a game that looks dramatically inferior to professionally developed games. Terraria and Undertale succeeded [i]despite[/i] looking crap, not [i]because[/i] they look crap. The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2026 (and this was released not so far back in 2026), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware. These technical shortcomings push this game below minimum standards for any competently developed modern PC game. [quote][b][url=https://www.ftc.gov/legal-library/browse/federal-register-notices/16-cfr-part-465-trade-regulation-rule-use-consumer-reviews-testimonials-final-rule]Warning: Review Manipulation![/url][/b] This game features a number of fake positive reviews from accounts known to be in the business of review manipulation/paid reviews. They're all written in either Russian, broken English or ChatGPT AI slop, appear at almost exactly the same time, very shortly after the game launched on Steam, all have a direct Steam purchase of the game, and the accounts are used consistently to write fake reviews for asset flips and other cash grabs/scams. The "Positive" review score on this game should be disregarded due to this blatant, unethical review manipulation. This is done to deceive and scam gamers into paying for a bad product. Due to the 2024 FTC ruling (16 CFR § 465.4, 15 U.S.C. § 45), these fake reviews are a violation of US Federal Law.[/quote] Now on to pricing and value for gamers. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 140,000+ games on Steam? Носковраздор is relatively cheap at $0 USD, but it's not worth it. Remember that if you buy a game from an unethical developer, you're putting your money at risk. The quality problems and defects with this game makes the asking price totally unrealistic. It's impossible to recommend this to gamers here on Steam, especially considering the unethical stuff going on. Носковраздор has the completely insane price of $0 USD, which is incredibly suspicious, higher than AAA pricing for an asset flip shovelware scam game. Why would the "developer" put such a high price tag on an asset flip with no true value as a game? There's no direct proof for this, but it's entirely possible this game is priced this way for money laundering or other criminal purposes. Higher prices allow more money to move with fewer transactions. Valve have previously banned developers for running money laundering scams. While there's no direct evidence in this case, it's highly suspicious and gamers should be wary. The quality problems and defects with this game makes the asking price totally unrealistic. It's impossible to recommend this to gamers here on Steam, especially considering the unethical stuff going on. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

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