Funnel Runners

black screens :((

no se puede tener sexo.

[h2] Please wait for a sale, or more content [/h2] Funnel Runners is a unique and interesting concept, and I fully believe this game can be good. I do hope to one day come back to this review to change this to a positive. But I was tired after the first 30 minutes, that the next 30 felt more like a chore than a game. At the moment, however, this game feels like a scam. I really hate having to say that, since I always try to find good in games. I cannot, in any faith, let people spend their money on a game that has less content than Steam Next Fest demos. There are many other good games to play over this for less. I cannot, in any way possible, agree with the price point. $15 is way too much for a game like this. I prefer not to refund games, but I could not accept the fact that this game is an actual demo, and should not be sold at this moment. The receptiveness is horrible, and I have played 200 hours of Lethal Company and other lethal likes. I enjoyed those games because of the amount of content, the moddibility, and the challenge to get a better score. This game is not rewarding, and feels like actual slop currently. I only played around an hour with friends, and as far as I am aware, there is only 1 map (there was a ? mark for another, I do not know if there is another in the game, but if I am spending $15 on a game, I would prefer more than 1 map after playing an hour.) While Lethal, Repo, and even Phasmophobia have scoring and rewarding, this game did too, but it was, well, bad. You never feel rewarded, which is what makes the games mentioned earlier fun. The whole game loop is: 1. Go into storm 2. Run around neighborhood finding stuff to repair your truck 3. Leave 4. Repeat again. I get a lot of the lethal or friend games are kind of the same, but there is so much more to it. This game just feels like a giant fetch quest. To make it more aggravating, you only get 3 equipment slots. That is limited, but is fine, except 75% of the items take up 2 or all 3 of these slots. It gets aggravating having to grab a tire, take it back to the truck, then go back to the house, grab the jack, take it back to the truck. Then, you go back to the same house, grab a toolbox, take it back to the truck. Finally you can repair the tire. The storage box isn't even a storage box. They shouldn't even call it that because YOU CANNOT STORE ANY GEAR. The whole purpose of the box is to store documents you find laying around. These documents (tapes, files, newspapers) do not actually do anything except give you some extra XP at the end. At least the bones in Phasmophobia did not take up an inventory slot, and it felt fun trying to scavenge for them. Every time you do a task, you are met with a quick time event. EVERY TIME. This wouldn't be an issue if there was actual some variety in them, but it is always the same thing. You are met with a circle with a green spot that you have to hit, and you have to do this for every task. It is so boring, failing doesn't do a thing except make you start over. I would rather spend time trying to lockpick a door in Fallout than do these dumb quick time events. I am sorry to the developers, but this is not a good state for the game at all to be released. For $15, you are selling a demo. I played demos from the Steam Next Fest that had way more content than this game did. I am telling every customer that right now, you can spend the same amount of money an a large number of coop games that have 10x the content this game does and way more replayability. I genuinely question if some of these reviewers are actually real people or not because the game is such a scam in its current state.