
in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game is
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Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???
okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!
IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.
this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer
i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.
u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues", "Ambient", "Horror"
sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.
I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.
this game is based on the classics
I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.
i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.
I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.
i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 46 reviews with recorded playtime.
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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Hello, Sh!tman gold medalist here! this game has achieved the gold standard in lockpicking mechanics. Maybe my favourite HELL'S NEW WORLD II deathmatch of all time occured on Sanctum 24/5/2022
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i had used my card to buy this video game when i saw it and promised my girlfriend that i would beat it. im sorry to her and everyone else i owe money to but i have not beaten the game yet. anywaqy so this game is good! its fun. yeah its good. the only thing i found weird??? about it??? there was an evil part that helped me realized that there's 20 pounds of ♥♥♥♥ crammed into my ass which isnt really a bad thing but at this time in my life it was something i didnt need. but you know what. life isn't always fair and the truth can hurt a lot sometimes. buy this game using your taco bell money and support this starving creator and you get to see whats up with ♥♥♥♥♥ quest II. im super thirsty can you bring me a glass of water please
changed my life
♥♥♥♥ Edit: Lobotomy-core JRPG Edit 2: The slapstick is abrasive at times, but completely worth it for when the delivery is proper and lands successfully. You get used to the over-the-top misses and trade them out for hilariously-crafted moments whether they're flag-based or straight text dialogue combined with a hilarious vocal SFX opener snippet. The pitfall scream will live rent-free in your head for many hours after getting in your fix of gameplay. The god-seeking man's final destiny will hilariously show up down the road (river) later on when progression goes in your favor. The ode to 1993 MS-DOS creativity panic when DOOM initially released on shareware will come to fruition during the last sprint of the game. It's an acquired taste, almost one that is forced. But the payoffs are worth it and the gameplay is genuinely solid. Like an IGN 7/10 and 9/10 Metacritic for what it is... an MS Paint / crude Flash-like Zelda-inspired adventure with classic elements sprinkled throughout and plenty of secrets abound (many of which are properly-teased throughout the adventure.) Just simple and tested game design everywhere painted with a ludicrous sense of humor. One of the more memorable titles I wasn't expecting to enjoy as much as I did. ♥♥♥♥ me and ♥♥♥♥ you, but don't ♥♥♥♥ yourself by skipping over this one. The Steam refund window is more than enough time to let the ♥♥♥♥ sink in and confirm if you'll be into the adventure or not. Or you can just go buy another hentai slop game and mark it private to indulge on pretending you know ♥♥♥♥ when in reality you don't know ♥♥♥♥ about ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥ you.
i relly like it, alot. fun game for sure with many twist and turn to brake ur expect over n again
Chips Metzen.
this game has a few unironically really good sections to show the dev is capable of that and then 5 seconds later it’s back to fart jokes the gameplay is solid in general which surprised me. presentation is extremely stupid in the best way possible. go buy the game and stuff
This is just a perfect game
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