
in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game is
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.71/day in the week to Jul 30 → 1.71/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???
okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!
IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.
this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer
i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.
u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues", "Ambient", "Horror"
sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.
I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.
this game is based on the classics
I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.
i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.
I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.
i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???
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That damned floppy shovelware game got curse virused on Steam and it blew my balls?!?!
Great game, brings to mind days of yore when solo game devs didn't take themselves so seriously. Fairly short but there's plenty of secrets and you might be surprised at all the stuff you missed your first time through. Only downside is that the level design/mechanics can get a bit too "cute" at times. (I rawdogged the lockpicking minigames and they took years off my life) Can't wait for ♥♥♥♥'s Quest IV.
I don't really even know what to say. The absurdity of it all can be genuinely funny but also deeply disturbing. It's fascinating in an uncanny way. I feel like the dev just took every intrusive thought they've ever had and consolidated them into a single surrealist Zelda-like nightmare. And it's all the more unsettling because the dev seems to never break character lol. The game underneath is good though. It's definitely worth the asking price.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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finaly a real vido game
Its a game that certainly has a vision
If you've got $5, 5+ hours to kill and an extreme tolerance (or perhaps even deep love) for toilet humor, don't pass this game up. It's pretty fun from start to finish (minus those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lock-picking minigames) and is genuinely worth an afternoon if you need a good laugh. Old Newgrounds-tier jokes aside, the gameplay is comparable to that seen in older Zelda titles like Link's Awakening. Travel around the world, find a dungeon, acquire new power-ups, and kill a boss: the quintessential Zelda gameplay loop. This also includes stuff like heart pieces to collect, secret areas to discover that contain unique powerups, and some weird form of currency to collect that can be used to buy new items or top off limited-use items.
fun but it is interesting to see how much of this ironic so bad it's good stuff people can take. I hope majority wants new genuine art or we are screwed
so stupid, so good.
This is just a perfect game
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