
in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game is
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Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???
okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!
IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.
this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer
i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.
u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues", "Ambient", "Horror"
sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.
I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.
this game is based on the classics
I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.
i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.
I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.
i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 46 reviews with recorded playtime.
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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this looks like the kind of game that's so crappy and stupid that people say it's good, as a joke. but it actually is good. beneath the overt layers of stupidity hides much more nuanced and competent stupidity. Exploration ties together a dense theme park of combat, puzzles and platforming. Get a high score in the (shockingly fleshed-out) arcade-style minigames, find out what the next really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid moment is. not getting sick of it I would describe ♥♥♥♥'s Quest II as the opposite of a polished turd. It's like someone didn't know what a turd is so they had to re-invent it, painstakingly engineering every part of their personal turd fantasy. This game is what "indie" used to mean
FQ2 is a Jekyll and Hyde double-act, a game of two polar opposite personalities working together in perfect concert. On the surface is its gleefully stupid sense of humor, full of goofy voice clips and ridiculously-named MSPaint homunculi, where anything and everything can happen provided the developer thought it was funny at the time. Below the surface at its core however, is a perfectly competent, straight-laced tribute to the Game Boy Zelda games, featuring a well-designed world teeming with secrets. These two sides work together to elevate each other and the experience as a whole - the comedy would get old very quickly without the game design providing a concrete base for it to work off, and the game design would get a bit dull and samey without that drive to see what chaos unfolds next. The end result is a short-but-sweet blast that gets in and gets out before the experience gets old, but with enough secrets and surprises to reward the real sickos that stick around for more. An absolute treat. Get on it!
This game is much more well-designed than the art style and humor would imply.
Zelda if it was good
great game for players
If this game would have been released on Newgrounds in the year 2002 it would have been an historic event. Ridiculously fun.
YOU NEED TO BUY THIS NOW MY LIFE IS CHANGED FOREVER I AM NOW CLOSER TO GOD THAN I EVER HAVE BEEN
challenging enemys in rooms and challenging boss fights, use microtransactions to defeat them
breathtaking hand drawn illustrations
finaly a real vido game
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