Forest Rabbit

While browsing a new release queue out of boredom I was asked to verify my age...common enough,but for a game called "Forest Rabbit"? Upon reading the description a few things stuck out...it kept referring to things like being "Bright" "Cheery" "cool" "fun for all ages"...all very superfluous terms...and it mentioned it's "Forest Animals" [in quotation marks]. One screenshot showed what appeared to be ghosts in gas-masks. I thought I might have found something odd,so i gave it a try... I read WAY too much into it. I was frankly expecting something like Pony Island,where,"oh hee hee! it's a cute game about cute things! [ExEpT IT's ActUaLly SATANNNN]" or at least being a surface-cute game with ridiculously gorey deaths or something... but no. This is a 100% normal platformer about a rabbit collecting coins,all dying does is give a "Game over". ...no gore...no satan...the ghosts in gas-masks are just moles kicking up dust. Soo that age check gave me a very wrong impression. Unfortunately the game didn't win me over by being good.It's ONLY 8 LEVELS ,and you can clear all of them with a 3star rating in under an hour. you don't even get a "You win! hoopie doo!" at the end,it just takes you back to the menu. I even played thru lv1 again to see if anything had changed..nope. The game itself is a left-to-right platformer,you jump...dodge things...and get coins,while moving to the end...that's it. The game mostly plays well I guess, exept for the wall jump mechanic which is horrible [and sadly nescessary],the levels are very easy exept for level 6 [which was just waiting on enemies to move, so you can pop thru holes [that your wall jump gets you stuck on],There was also an invisible obstacle that would kill you. level 7 noteably had seemingly infinite invisible coins everywhere,making it impossible to NOT get 3 stars. Despite me being an contextually suspicious idiot,I was hoping the game would at least be fun,but the best way I can describe it is: A game you'd find on Neopets,WII e-shop shovelware at best. Maybe the devs meant well,but I can't imagine even small children would be very entertained here. I guess it's not the worst thing since smallpox,but it's not worth buying.it's beyond generic with nothing interesting to offer. If you want a cutesy whimsical platformer,you can do MUCH better than this.