Fly Simulator

Stumbled upon this game and I am a huge sucker for simulator games so I made up my mind to purchase it (it was on sale too). After playing for 30 minutes, I refunded it. + The game play was interesting (You can either become a fly or a waiter and your responsibility for each role is different) - Hard to control - Not a very balanced game of versus - HOW DOES ONE USE THE BUCKET TO CARRY WATER - Low replay value Advice to developers: The customers die way too easily, just because you accidentally touched them while they are having their pizza, they just collapse on the ground. The spawning rate of customers is too fast too, maybe you can start slow with a tutorial or something before constantly spamming the birth of customers. The ratio of man to flies is just does not make sense as the man has to hold on to so many responsibilities while the fly simply has to just... fly around? But yet there are so many flies. Could be a funny and interactive game if the game play is a whole lot smoother with the developers putting themselves in the shoes of gamers.

It keeps crashing and making me cry. I bought this game as a lifeline to cure my depression and yet my $0.59 goes to waste. Now I'm more poor and more depressed

HFM Games has done it again. With revolutionary game play and a smooth 14 fps while inside the the pizza place and 60 fps when exploring on the city after breaking out of the map with glitches. My favorite part of this game is how you can pick up a chair stand on top of it and spam space bar to start flying around the city. I guess that's why it's called fly simulator.

Fly mode did not work ;x I was really disappointed :c There's nothing fun playing only as pizza man :c You can choose to play as pizza man or a fly ... But when you choose fly it just puts you play as Pizza man ;x not nice at all :c Nope nope nope :c This should be Fly simulator not a Pizza man killing flies simulator ;x Fix your game :x

Абсолютная классика, достойная каждой библиотеки друзей стима

this game goes very deep into the physics, capability and pure heart. You will find your self surrounded in euphoria and bliss as you ♥♥♥♥ and create more larva to expand your bloodline. Once you become level 4 and you start to almost morph into the God fly. Its a great deal that this game comes with such much depth on what it takes to become an expert pizza server. your customers often die by slipping on a chair or on pizza that is on the ground getting eaten up by our fly friends. customers will scream and run in terror if they see blood on the ground, which can occur really easily considering that they die if you even lay a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger tip on them. you can clean up the blood by using the mop but you have to clean it very often or the whole restaurant looks like Obama balls. this game is diffidently not the Ubisoft ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... This game makes you feel more alive than actual life its self, and for that i give it the 10 pickles out if 9 Chickens tenders.

If you don't have any friends, the game probably isn't worth picking up. Even at the price of a buck. But..if you have a few mates, this is a great sex on pizza simulator. 10/10. Would rub pineapple on my junk again...because it's on the pizza I just had sex on. Where it belongs.

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You can have sex on a pizza 10/10

Quality wise it's not the best game. But the concept is stupid enough to be fun. Before I knew it, I was already playing it for almost 2 hours straight.