Fallout Shelter

its fun

I downloaded Fallout Shelter because I believed in physics. Not the physics of textbooks—the other physics. The kind where a person falls down an elevator shaft and becomes a management problem. Instead, the game presented me with “reality,” which appears to be physics after it has been processed through several government offices and denied a permit. My dwellers produce electricity by running on wheels. This is technically possible, except the electricity is then used to illuminate rooms that exist underneath other rooms without any visible structural support. I attempted to explain gravity to my Overseer, but the Overseer responded by assigning me three pregnant citizens and reducing the water supply. At this point, I realized that physics is merely reality with paperwork. The vault expands horizontally, but the people inside age vertically. Children become adults, adults become workers, and workers become numbers. Yet nobody asks where the weight goes. Every new room is built into the earth, but the earth never submits a complaint. The rocks are apparently unionized. Then a Deathclaw entered the vault. According to physics, a Deathclaw has mass. According to reality, it has consequences. According to Fallout Shelter, it has approximately 14,000 hit points and a personal grievance against my cafeteria. I watched six armed dwellers fire directly at it while standing in a room powered by human jogging. The bullets behaved realistically, meaning they failed to resolve the situation. Meanwhile, the Deathclaw crossed several floors without using stairs, which is either a violation of physics or evidence that reality has been outsourced. I tried closing the app, but the vault continued existing. That was when I understood: The game is not a simulation of a vault. The vault is a simulation of the game. The physics engine is trapped inside the reality engine, but reality cannot process the physics because both are waiting for an Overseer who has already been promoted to lunch. Would recommend if you enjoy watching causality apply for housing and get rejected because your vault is full. Also, why does a pregnant woman survive a radioactive apocalypse but refuse to carry a gun? I asked this question in the support menu, and the support menu became a room. Physics: 2/10 Reality: pending approval Vault: legally considered a hallway

Сидишь управляешь бункером кого то на SVO кого то пахать как рабы, единственный минус то что постоянно приходится ждать

после 20 часов игры становится скучной. А так нормально

well its kinda fun

Although its a mobile game port, its not too egregious with the micro transactions imo. ported a save from my old phone over and have been getting back into it. worth a shot if you like fallout.

one guy made 10+ babies

залипнуть можно, графика такая мультяшная, красивая