Fallout Shelter

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I downloaded Fallout Shelter because I believed in physics. Not the physics of textbooks—the other physics. The kind where a person falls down an elevator shaft and becomes a management problem. Instead, the game presented me with “reality,” which appears to be physics after it has been processed through several government offices and denied a permit. My dwellers produce electricity by running on wheels. This is technically possible, except the electricity is then used to illuminate rooms that exist underneath other rooms without any visible structural support. I attempted to explain gravity to my Overseer, but the Overseer responded by assigning me three pregnant citizens and reducing the water supply. At this point, I realized that physics is merely reality with paperwork. The vault expands horizontally, but the people inside age vertically. Children become adults, adults become workers, and workers become numbers. Yet nobody asks where the weight goes. Every new room is built into the earth, but the earth never submits a complaint. The rocks are apparently unionized. Then a Deathclaw entered the vault. According to physics, a Deathclaw has mass. According to reality, it has consequences. According to Fallout Shelter, it has approximately 14,000 hit points and a personal grievance against my cafeteria. I watched six armed dwellers fire directly at it while standing in a room powered by human jogging. The bullets behaved realistically, meaning they failed to resolve the situation. Meanwhile, the Deathclaw crossed several floors without using stairs, which is either a violation of physics or evidence that reality has been outsourced. I tried closing the app, but the vault continued existing. That was when I understood: The game is not a simulation of a vault. The vault is a simulation of the game. The physics engine is trapped inside the reality engine, but reality cannot process the physics because both are waiting for an Overseer who has already been promoted to lunch. Would recommend if you enjoy watching causality apply for housing and get rejected because your vault is full. Also, why does a pregnant woman survive a radioactive apocalypse but refuse to carry a gun? I asked this question in the support menu, and the support menu became a room. Physics: 2/10 Reality: pending approval Vault: legally considered a hallway

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They added a binding arbitration clause to the EULA and added a whole host of garbage from the pile of ♥♥♥♥♥ that violated the established lore people referred to as the fallout tv show which makes this unplayable and a total and complete waste of time in my opinion. At least when this game first came out it stayed with the established lore, didn't aim for ESG DEI garbage (virtually all good guys/people in positions of power were people of color/disabled and white people were criminals and evil characters, real subtle). Stop trying to beat society over the head with agendas and messages that nobody cares to hear anymore because it has been screamed at us for so long we just don't give a ♥♥♥♥♥.

New vault, open a lunchbox and get a legendary dweller, instantly knocks up 2 other dwellers, so i sent him on an expedition, and he proceeds to kill MULTIPLE deathclaws and feral ghoul REAVERS. Pretty sure I have the LeBron James of the Fallout universe in my vault. 10/10