Failure simulator

failure simulator is truly one of the best games in all of history. everything down to the meticuouly crafted ambience emptiness, spells for a great woven tapestry. the game trascends all of possible expecations you can have, chances for deep thought about your fate. making it significantly , the most beautiful game, anybody could truly want.

I've been playing this game my entire life

I'm editing my review because I have finally cracked the meaning of this game. Hear me out... TL;DR: No matter how big of a failure you are, your life is always worth something Let's first address the price tag to the game called "Failure Simulator", why would I pay a game that simulates failure? well my friend, I'll show you why. The price tag of $1 symbolizes worth and how is it connected to a person or a failure in this case? Well, you won't understand until you have sunk a few hundred hours thinking about the "Why" aspect staring at the screen but I'll cut to the chase. You might wonder what the purpose of the game is other than simulating failure, that's where the $1 price tag comes in, no matter how long you've been (or played) or how big of one you are as a failure, you are never worthless, it may be cheap but it is not a free good-for-nothing and it has a use, you just have to find the right time and opportunity to find it. That's all I have to say about that Sorry guys, I just somehow came up with this in a 4am discord call with expresso depressos

何もできないゲーム ゲームと呼んでいいのかさえ分からない まずゲームを起動させると ウィンドウズのデスクトップ画面のようなものが現れる そこにはアイコンが3つだけあります ・ゴミ箱 ・Discord ・Google Chrome だからといって何が出来るわけでもない アイコンをクリックしても何も起こりません 画面の下半分辺りをクリックすると たまに短文が表記されます 短文ならば意味があるのですが 「・・・」と中点のみが表記される場合もあり その時は本当に意味が分かりません アルファベット以外の文字が表記されており 文字化けを起こしているのかと考えましたが 多分何の意味もないと思われます シンプルなデスクトップ風の画面を映し出すことが出来るため 人に見られたくない何かを裏で起動させている際に それを隠すためには使えそうです アイコンをクリックしても何も起動出来ないため 他人がこの画面に気づいて何かをしようとしても何も出来ないため 少しの間だけでも攪乱には使えそうです フルスクリーン表示にして 本来右上に表記される最小最大化や閉じるボタンを隠してしまえば さらに攪乱の時間を稼げるかと思われます ただその際に「お前のパソコン壊れてるぞ」と問われる可能性はあるため 何かしらの言い訳を用意することをお勧めします

挺好

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I mean it really dose live up to its name. Want to click something? nothing happens. Try to do anything nothing happens. Get insulted by the OS it's self yep. crashing yep. 10/10

ive wasted 67 mins of my life you can too

Now I can be a failure in real life AND in a game!

i discovered lots of lore after 0.3 hours, i founded the cure to cancer, the entire fnaf lore, classified US docs, gov porn, free bank glitch, hacker software, terrorist softwares, and nuclear softwares of US & Russia, military apps from US & Russia this game uncovers you lots of secrets and lores, i suggest you buy it, ive heard that it also improve your iq each hours, from a true gamer who played it alot! recommend it! -Benson