Escape Machines

Escape Machines выглядит как бодрый sci-fi шутер про восстание роботов, а на деле ощущается как ранний доступ в смысле “раньше было рано выпускать”. Стрельба и движение есть, но импакт слабый: враги больше похожи на мишени, чем на угрозу, прогресс — на галочки, а повторяемость приходит быстрее, чем интерес. Интерфейс и подача тоже из серии “мы старались”, но ощущения отполированного приключения не появляется — скорее набор уровней, который не успел стать игрой с характером. Кооп мог бы спасать, но когда фундамент пресный, компания лишь делает процесс терпимее, а не лучше. В итоге: идея норм, реализация — проходная.

又到了突然想看看库里都有什么奇怪游戏藏着的时候了，试试这个 这是一个目前很多功能坏掉或者没做完，例如地图编辑器进不去，论坛也关了，不少装备也都没实装，一个15年停留在0.3版，说要从Flash转移到UE4的小小独立游戏 没有什么可玩性可言，受击反馈完全不存在，战斗就是双方对射，躲躲人打目标，不过貌似你绕圈如果比炮塔快他们就不会射击了，但你只会觉得毫无感觉；此外就是积攒代币去升级装备，0.3版也就只有三关，但就这三关我都难以坚持下去，第二关的关卡就是不可能一次通过的，因为你的装备和敌人强度差距极大，并且没什么操作空间，那么接下来你就只能一遍遍刷这毫无乐趣的对射。。。 这游戏倒是让我想起了千禧年一些粗糙预渲染场景放大后的感觉，而且叙事小图一看就是亲朋好友凑一起做的，游戏没什么可玩的，还总是在CTD，但这种记录着学生和家人朋友间乐趣的内容倒是也令人会心一笑。

Abandoned early access game

Surely, being in Early Access state since 2015 with promises to swtich to UE4 should already made you suspicious about this "project". While it's a solid "Alien Shooter"-like game based on Flash Player, it's literally 15-20 minutes game with no promising future (duh).

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

Mi amigo, con el que juego Escape Machines dijo que si publico una reseña sobre el juego y obtiene 50 'Me Gusta' y 20 Premios, me comprará una caja de cerveza y un whisky. Así que dejaré esto aquí.

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The game likes to randomly escape by crashing to desktop. Already by knowing that it was made in flash I knew I shouldn't expect much and I was correct in that assumption.The game itself is not all that good and it is very limited since it is in Early Access. And as it goes with Early Access games, it has been abandoned and hasn’t been updated since 2015. And while the game hasn't been updated, the price has multiple times. The original price was 0,99€ but they increased the price to 1,69€ in 2022 and then to 1,99€ in 2023.

鼓励性好评，不推荐。cloud save, Ach, cn need. 云存档，成就，中文需要。 202309，fanatical，steam，steam掉卡抵扣，indie gala，daily indie game，t a o宝，支付宝红包，hxxxx，杉果，它处自定义包入的本体约9元。爱人如己，目前就这，看以后追评。有中文的游戏请耐心自研体验乐趣，攻略指南尽量不用。不建议使用外挂，插件，作弊之类的，游戏都要这样搞，那现实里那更是如此了。兄弟萌，强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额，通过饰品等挂steam市场转的，高概率red信乃至封号，且行且珍惜。

[h1]Escape Machines: La Rebelión de las Máquinas, Pero Sin el Drama de Terminator[/h1] [h2]Resumen[/h2] ¿Nunca imaginaste un futuro donde tendrías que pelear contra etéreas y chantajistas máquinas mientras intentas encontrar la salida sin la ayuda de Google Maps? Bueno, pues \Escape Machines\ logra hacer realidad esa pesadilla tecnológica. Infelizmente, se queda más en pesadilla que en sueño. [h2]Aspectos importantes e interesantes[/h2] Si alguna vez pensaste que la IA podría gobernar el mundo, este juego te hará replantearte esa posibilidad, porque la inteligencia enemiga es, bueno, simplemente no tan brillante. El chiste de este juego parece ser una moraleja para tranquilizarnos: chicos, los robots no van a conquistarnos todavía. [h2]Aspectos por mejorar[/h2] Parece que todo, desde la historia hasta los efectos, pasando por las texturas que a veces hacen que extrañes los buenos días del Minecraft. La profundidad de la historia parece ser tan rasa que podrías encontrar más emociones en los mensajes de error de Windows 95. [table] [tr][th]Aspecto[/th][th]Puntuación[/th][th]Comentarios[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]4[/td][td]\¿Es un pájaro? ¿Es un avión? No, solo es la jugabilidad cayendo.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]3[/td][td]\Más predecible que el final de una novela de romance barata.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]5[/td][td]\Cuanta cantidad, muy poca calidad.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Video / Graficos[/td][td]4[/td][td]\¡Vuelve, pixel, te perdonamos!\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]2[/td][td]\Espera, ¿había historia?\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientacion[/td][td]5[/td][td]\Aburridamente futurista.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos[/td][td]3[/td][td]\Explosiones que ni un petardo en una piscina.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Musica[/td][td]6[/td][td]\Lo más decente del conjunto, como el pan cuando te quedas sin nada más en la nevera.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]4[/td][td]\Robots con emociones más planas que papel.\[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][td]5[/td][td]\Un esfuerzo tibio por hacer variado lo monótono.\[/td][/dr] [tr][td]Total Puntuaciones[/td][td]41[/td][td]\Ni que estuviera en oferta...\[/td][/tr] [/table] [h3]Veredicto Final[/h3] [h1]No lo compres[/color][/h1] Ahí lo tienes, a menos que seas un masoquista del aburrimiento y quieras gastar tus preciados megas de Internet descargando algo menos emocionante que una clase de contabilidad avanzada, \Escape Machines\ no es lo tuyo. Mejor invierte ese tiempo en algo más productivo, como aprender origami o, no sé, ver pintura secarse.